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Extreme Birth Causes Extreme Mess By Jebus Black  

8/6/2013

 
   Amongst pregnant women & teens, water birthing had become the #1 way in which women consider this to be ‘Natural’ or ‘A great way for the baby to enter life’.  Since 2011, pregnant women have found new ways to give birth which seem weird & gross, one of those techniques is known as ‘Wild Birth’. Adapted from the traditional Canadian custom in which women give birth  in a forest like some wild animal or some kind of a Snooki.

This is a bad idea, because studies have proved that after the woman had given birth, the placenta can attract wildlife which can cause deaths caused by animal attacks or by animals drinking the afterbirth , mistaking it for Kool-Aid.

Congress was forced to place this exercise into effect because ‘the wild birth supporters  (Those who are made up of all pregnant women) were either mean, cranky & had cravings for chocolate.  Another group similar to the wild birth crowd known as P.I.G.S (Pregnant Individuals for Good Society) are in favor that women should give birth wherever they are like in a mall or a restaurant.

This is just sick & in my opinion it feels too awkward to hear some woman giving birth at a public place. Even though there’s a majority that are in favor of this proposition who reply with the response “It’s the miracle of life, get over it.” I still do not think giving birth in a public place like a restaurant is a friendly place. This will either give people in the restaurant an upset stomach by watching this miracle of life.

Another study had also been conducted in Mexico in which  they asked a village in “Zatewaleigho” (A popular resort for pregnant women) & asked the pregnant women there if they would adapt this new American exercise from the P.I.G.S group. After three weeks of study, the gardens, Sidewalks & pools where flooded with afterbirth. The water damage was taken care of by the Mexican insurance & the population grew another 500 again, but this is not a custom congress should approve, even if the Wild Birth Crowd or the P.I.G.S association are mean. In this state the economy is at now, this would lead to a far worse destruction than “El Nino” or “Hurricane Irene”. I know pregnant women cannot stand being in the pain of labor but the best place to give birth in my opinion is The Hospital.




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