WATER FUCKING 2015
I refuse, REFUSE to call it ‘Fracking’. It’s the word people use to make the situation seem less horrible than it is. I’ll call if Fucking until it stops. I don’t care if it’s ‘Nat Sayfe Phor Worq’, it’s fucking. It’s not used to create life, but take it away. I’d call it rape, but I think that’s (No pun intended) hitting below the belt.
It’s still happening, we still have articles on every feed, stories on every news broadcast (Except Fox affiliate, but I wouldn’t know, FOX 11 is shit). The drought here in California has gotten bad that our famous retarded governor (who looks like Larry from ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’) decided to give out $500 fines for all the people who spend a little over 30 minutes for taking a shower. Also I hear some parts of the state fine people for having a dry lawn. What in poops hell?! Yeah, how to opress a state? Money! Good old flabby assed Jerry Brown, he cuts school lunches, cuts everything that is essential & taxes people up the butt! Augh, I fucking hate his face!!
Of course all the news agencies are taking the side of the Government & blaming all us people for being ‘water hogs’ & shit. Guess what fucks, state residents & farmers make up 10 percent of water consumption, Corporations like Nestle & Arrowhead make up 70 percent from their constant daily fucking the earth with a steel dildo, just so they can bottle it up & sell it to everyone. The packaging boasts of their water coming from an Eden-like garden where fawns prance without a care in the world & unicorns poop out chilli-cheese fries. A heaven where money grows on trees & minotaurs play their panpipes every morning to wake up the nicest of humans. Yeah right, if advertising told the truth, it would show a vile & pornographic image of demented Peter Barbeck (Head honcho of Nestle) sticking an iron contraption inside innocent Mother Nature as she tries to struggle out of his grasps, but is tied to the bed & can only bear the insufferable pain. Not a beautiful sight to imagine, right? That’s why I, just like everyone should be doing, is boycotting Nestle by not buying any of their products.
Agh, this just really grinds my gears because everyone pays water bills, thus meaning everyone has a right to facet water & then here comes Nestle fucking the land for water & Jerry Brown pretty much stepping in & saying “Why’s there a drought? Your fault, you’re the reason why there’s a drought. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna make insicions inside a dead ham & sexualize it.” It’s like if get yourself a sweet bottle of ‘Calypso’ (If you don’t know what that is, it is one of the greatest juices you’ll ever drink in your life.) & out of nowhere some fucktard just takes that bottle from the fridge & gulps it down. Then he tells you “Yeah, I drank it, don’t worry I’ll get you another one, just give me a dollar.” So you give him a dollar & come back to see he spend a dollar on another bottle that he drank most of. THIS FUCKING PISSES ME OFF!! Oh & apparently everyone’s going to use a timer to show everyone that you gotta spend less time at the shower TUBBY! God damn I wish a monster would eat both Peter Barbeck & Jerry Brown, then poop them out! Because they deserve every iota of pain & embarrassment! Oh yeah, as I write this I hearing everyone say it’s raining, but I don’t see squat here where I am. Well, if it is raining, at least it will hold up the waterless dystopia for one hour, because Nestle will fuck it out of the land & we got stupid Californians that spread their bitchiness of “Why are we wasting water, boo ho, we haven’t got drop of water in the last three years.”
BITCH! WE GOT THREE RAINSTORMS LAST YEAR!!! Agh, all this talk of rain pisses me off because there are people that still think we’re wasting water, despite having rainfall & not noticing that NESLE is doing all this bullshit because “I can’t live wittout mah hawt pawkets!” YOU INBRED FUCKS!!”
Also, why the fuck are corporate businesses getting away with having fountains up all night? I may not be educated in water fountains, but that clear water they use didn’t just come out of nowhere. If the city wants to conserve water, those goddamn fountains gotta be shut off, just like the rest of us.
Phew! I got all that ranty anger out of the way, what else is on the news.
Blogababble Body Count
We’re starting a fucking count now, this is getting pretty fucking absurd. It’s not even a “It’s happening every other year” type of crap with these policemen, it’s a weekly thing. The nation’s cops are so under trained & that whole blue line bullshit is not helping anyone. As of now I’ve recently heard of two cops who shot an unarmed teen & an unarmed man, both being claimed as “He was a threat.”, just like all of them! One cop put a dude In a chokehold & he got indicted. Mind you the cop that was indicted was black…..NO, I SEE NO TYPE OF PRIVILAGE IN THIS! Seriously, this is the sign of a fucked up system.
So as of now the cont is 400
I hope this count freaks people out & forces some to evaluate the police training curriculum & stop the killings. Too many mothers, fathers, daughters, sons & grandchildren are dying because of some piece of shit who decided that it would get his jollies of he shot someone. Protect & serve, not produce & sever. I’m tired of this, quit reading ‘Mein Kamf’ for your police trainee’s book report.
And as of now the video of a cop who shot, then handcuffed a black man over ’Parking Tickets’ has surfaced & made the rounds on social media.
Oppression Body Count: 401
Of course that’s only an estimate, so this isn’t the specific number, but I highly doubt the actual number is any lower.
I’m not all for censorship, but anyone ever question that in this PC Nanny State, why Television corporations are still airing cop shows & NCIS bullcrap, while back in 2001 any show with episodes that involved an exploding building was quickly cancelled or unaired? It happened to ‘The Simpsons’ (Homer V.S New York), it happened to Pokemon (Along with other episodes banned prior to 2001) & I’m pretty sure there are other shows that have been cancelled or have banned episodes. OH! ‘Cowboy Bebop’ was notorious for being aired out of order since it premiered with ‘Adult Swim’ back in 2001. Okay, I’m not saying that one tragedy is more horrific than the other, every tragedy is horrifying, but you think after constant news reports of dead unarmed person shot by cops that the PC people would say “I don’t want to see cops on TV anymore, this offends me, boo hoo.” I doubt people are past learning the cons of Censorship. If everyone doesn’t like the trend of cop shows in the time where cops are becoming ‘Enemy number one,’ how the hell are they still getting viewership? This seems pretty fucking messed up. Like I said before, I’m against censorship, I’m just asking why all of a sudden people are giving cop shows a pass, whereas back in 2001 everyone was censorship happy with a stick up their ass to ban anything that they thought was ‘9/11 material?’ The last season for ‘Hannibal’ had an episode (which I still haven’t seen) which was replaced with another episode since it aired some time after the Boston Marathon Bombing. I don’t think PC people are done censoring shit; recently some libretard did an article on why someone got away with making a Christmas movie where a kid asks for a gun & why no cops shot the kid. “Um, Libretard! ‘A Christmas Story’ was made in the 80’s & takes place I in the 40’s! Times were different, people got to do cool things while we didn‘t exist or were in our dad‘s ballzack!” They’re still out there, I just find it odd that in this day & age they’re not getting pissy over cop centered programs among the cop shootings. You’d think NCIS or some other trite cop show would be cancelled or be put on hiatus. Still, I’m against censorship & I am enjoying ‘American Crime’ which involves cops & crime. Please don’t cancel ‘American Crime’. Thus goes to show Big Sister is trying to instill what is offensive & what’s not. They want you to cry over the fact that a dress is not blue & white, & make you numb to the fact that many innocent kids, men, women & puppies are getting killed by sick people disguised as good people.
RAND’ED POLLE RUNIN PHO PREDISENT!
Ah, another retard is running for president, what else is new?
Like seriously, this roster of candidates for the presidential election is not impressing me one bit, but there may be more coming. I sure hope Rosanne Barr is running for president again, I want to waste my vote again because there’s no way ‘Ted Cruz’ (If he gets away with getting on the ballot) or any other idiot is getting my vote. I dare everyone to vote for “Your Momma” & see what happens. I’m pretty sure there are more who are running for president, we’ve yet to see the other candidates.
Don’t vote for me, I’ll pretty much screw up the country or make the country better & end up assassinated. Jeb Bush, just remember to do the opposite of what your father did.
And now for a commercial break. Wait, we have one of those now? Yes we do! But it’s in the form of a one page advert.
This week I’ll be talking about a subject I should have been talking about last week, but didn’t. This could have been a good topic for last Sunday, EASTER! We’re gonna be talking about RELIGION!
To be honest I’m not going to attack all of you who decide to follow specific religions. All of you who don’t shove your personal beliefs down my throat, I’m cool with you guys. My beef with religion is the useless fights that are triggered by someone’s bombastic & putrid obsession with wanting everyone worship what they worship. Not only that, but some people pester you to fucking join a specific religion, using sales pitches like car salesment, knock on your door every Saturday morning, target neighborhoods with large minority populations. How do you expect someone to join your all-(Insert Ethnicity Here) if you sure as hell know they’ll be the only person of different color in the church service. You can clearly see these guys (Mormon, baptist, etc) are just trying to obtain the untapped market. Same thing’s happening in the drought riddled areas of South Africa, why send aid when we can send Midwestern Christian youths to convert the starving to Christianity or Mormonism. You bastards, praying for food doesn’t work, I tried before! It sickens me! Of course there are community churches that span every religion that actually do good, but it seems like there are more corrupt churches than kind & caring ones.
For all of you that still aren’t in the know, Catholic Church still has not done anything about their child molesting priests. This wasn’t some ‘maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t’ type of bullcrap; a ton of people came out against the church & the poop, oh sorry, The Pope just said “Calm down guys. Shake it off.” Okay, he didn’t say that, but moving these convicted priests is the same insult to injury. I was catholic, once. I gave that up, how can I stand behind a religion that I didn’t choose to be in, that rapes altar boys & just dismisses it for what they say “The good of their religion”. To all you fucking conspiracy theorist idiots out there bitching about the ‘Illuminati’, why not bitch about Catholicism. I think raping kids is a worse offender than some voodoo group that puts eyes inside pyramids. Illuminati is shit & so is Catholisism!
I’m sick of Catholicism & their rapes, I’m sick of Christianity & their stupidity, I’m sick of Mormonism & their intrusions. The only religions I see that aren’t out there being idiots are Judaism, Buddism, Paganism & whatever the hell religion that involves dancing. I‘m sure those religions have hidden clout, but I haven‘t heard of or seen it yet. Only time will tell.
Scientology is probably the worst offender for being a church used for commerce. Robert L. Hubbard, a man who invented a religion with a science fiction novel because he wanted a tax exemption & is the reason for a celebrity’s downfall “Cough! Will Smith Cough!” I hear HBO is doing that documentary talking about those blokes, haven’t seen it so my judgement is pending. The explanation of Scientology is fucking nuts, as I heard in that episode of ‘South Park’, We’re nothing but souls in a vessel from aliens & we were shipped from alien spaceships. I don’t know the key specifics, but their belief is dumb.
I ask, how the hell do such doomsday cults get huge followings? Oh! My bad, I just answered my own question. I said the magic word, Doomsday Cult. Is there reason that most religions got their following by lying about imminent annihilation? It’s plausible, that’s how Mormonism got their following. Also there’s a shit ton of misinformation & reading into things that aren’t there when it comes to the scriptures. For example we got the ‘God Hates Fags’ people that pull out made up quotes off their asses, just to strike their non-existing point that ‘The Gay’ is a sin. Also you have the Republicans here in the states using the bible to get the political edge which is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever heard. SEPERATION OF CHURCH & STATE (Should be renamed ‘Seperation of Religion & State). All this information is just steering people away from being what was originally intended as a way to make people act good. If god is real (I don’t know, I’m agnostic), he’d be a real cool person who would tell everyone to be a human, a good respectable human & cherish every fucking second of your life. Also, If all that was written by the bible was true & he was crucified by the romans, then I’m pretty sure he can handle jokes & saying his name in a bad attitude. That’s another thing, people debating whether god is real or not, then putting words in his mouth just to justify a point which has no weight in a debate. Can we all just accept the fact that if god existed than he’s be putting mistakes back in place? Or if he does exist than everything we experience is nothing but a experiment that is meant to teach us about living? Okay I’m getting existential, get back on topic. I just hate how religion is used to better one, rather than using it as kind of a service to teach everyone to not be dicks.
Who is to say what the one true religion is & why is it that one religion has more stringent rules than others. I asked that when I was a child, why was it that the Catholic service is full of people with newborns who let them cry during service & why do we have to kneel down, fuck up our knees & sit in cheap wood seats with no air conditioner while the African American church gets to have fun? These are questions that have flooded my mind before becoming agnostic. Also, why is it that some religions approve of some fucked up stuff? Like this past Easter the catholic churches in the Philippines crucified people up onto crosses. To be honest the people on the crosses volunteered to do this, but why would people do that in the name of someone who may or may not exist?! Like seriously, going overboard guys! Also why do other religions disaprove of certain things while other religions are okay with it. Mormons don’t celebrate anything (Sad, right?), Christmas, Birthdays, Mormons hate partying. Yet at the same time other religions are fine with the celebrations I just listed. To add insult to injury having eight wifes & eighty kids is A-Okay. Having more of one thing is never a good thing, unless it’s Comic books, movies or food.
Of course we cannot talk about religion without talking about Televangelists, the reason television is dead. Still to this day we get televangelists on the airwaves & TBN (The channel most notorious for providing heavily religious programming). TV stations don’t loose money, that’s why they’re aired under the ‘Paid Programming’ banner & are ubiquitous on most Network TV at midnight & mornings. Televangelists (& Paid Programs hawking some shit product) are the reason why we no longer have the midnight movie or weird programming. I have no fucking clue how they rose to the rank they’re at today. I think I can name most of them, Peter Popoff (The very definition of a Charlatan), Pat Robertson (He’s Sharts his pants when he‘s ranting, it‘s funny & smelly), Jimmy Swaggart (He’s worse than a swaggart), Joel Silversteen (He’s addicted to money, just like all the other televangalists & he sometimes holds services at ‘Dodger Stadium‘ here in LA, money grubber much?), …..Fuck! I can only name those from the top of my mind, but there are a lot of them & they span from English to Arab to Spanish to Korean to Filipino & all of them, in my mind, are scum cum. What I ask is how the hell did they get to power? Like, I thought people were smarter than this. A video (I might put it on here), hosted by awesome Joe Bob Briggs pretty much put the lowdown on these idiots & he does it in his sweet sweet southern accent. It’s pretty funny. I’m just sick that TV stations don’t really take that opportunity to try to do something the internet hasn’t done, but they insist in bombarding you paid programming for dick pills & televangelists. Also, I’m sick that Televangelists get to go on the air, spread tons of bullshit while there have been many a public access shows that have been cancelled because no one watched. Now with the internet word of mouth is easier than a post & a click. I don’t get who in their right mind sits down & watches these buffoons make asses out of themselves. Pat Robertson is one of the many buffoons out there. I wish I could say Televangelists are dying out, but they aren’t, there’s always some new young douche bag with a bible & a camera, asking old folks for cash & buying mansions out of that. Peter Popoff being the leading example of this fucked up practice, he’s at it again. Recently he sent a letter to ‘Ashens’ (British guy who does videos on cheap counterfeit & cheap 99cent store stuff) asking for cash. Despite many of the lawsuits, I don’t get why he’s still at it. So what he does is asks for money & in return he makes a ‘prayer’ so that all of you can get rich, like some kind of errand boy. Don’t trust that fucker……………..I HOPE A MONKEY SODOMIZES HIM! I don’t care who I offend, whoever sends money to these Televangelist fucks, you are fucking stupid, probably old & wrinkly & I hope you get tortured by a walking kaleidoscope. All a televangelist is, is a wannabe preacher with a camera.
These priests (Televangelist or Priest of an actual established church) always got a stick up their ass for every single little thing they don’t understand. We got Christians getting pissy towards homosexuality, Catholics over Birth Control & Mormons with people who don’t get married at age 25 & watch MTV, & this just explains that religion is man made. So in the late 70’s Gary Gygax created the very concept of the Tabletop Roleplaying Game with ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ & out of nowhere, just because some of the imagery looked ‘Satanic’, the Christians when balls out nuts in the 80’s, telling worshipers that a roleplaying game is Satanic & leads kids to Satanism. The game includes dragons (If you are high, you’d probably see Satan) & magic (Oh you muggles! Cannot understand the teachings of Hogwarts!), so apparently dragons & magic make anything ‘SATANIC!’ Yet now, the same people who cried wolf over roleplaying games, had no problem if the roleplaying game was about Jesus. There are religious roleplaying games out there & just for curiosity I’d like to find one. Same goes with Rock ‘n’ Roll, yeah in the past Preachers weren’t slow to call bands like Judas Priest & KISS ‘Satanic’, but oh, now we got christian rock.
To quote Hank Hill from ‘King of the Hill’, “You’re not making Christianity better, you’re just making rock & roll worse.”
That just shows how badly they are schilling past their supposed ‘Morals’ & ‘Beliefs’ just to target all of you. Of course they’d make Christian rock music, what better marketing gimmick to convert them young people. Little do they know that all it does is feed into the Cringe Blogs & people that work at ‘Everything is Terrible’ that showcase everything that is wrong with everyone. It’s nothing but a ‘Sellout’ tactic, after all their attempts to ban things that they think endanger the morals of the young, they end up copying what they were originally against to get them asses on those seats! It’s a joke & I hope all of you reading realize that.
As you could tell, I’m not a fan of religion, I think religion is the reason for the world’s wars & religion is the reason that the president is dead. Of course, not all religions are like that, but they are buried in the sea full of the Pat Robertsons & the Muslim Extremists that don’t represent all Muslims. I’m alright with religion if they keep people from being cunts, if they actually help people in need & all these mega church dillholes need to die out & cry in a corner. I know a few people who are religious & those of you who don’t shove those beliefs down my throat, you all are cool with me & I‘m cool with you.
To all of you who slap beliefs up in my face, FUCK YOU WITH A SHARP CRUCAFIX! Oh my god, I cannot tell you how many run-ins I’ve had with religious people who think “Oh, he’s wearing a Misfits T-Shirt with the words ‘Die Die My Darling’ on them, better tell them about Jesus & ruin his fucking day.” I disapprove of that shit & they’re always elderly women so I try hard not to yell or slap them. I’m smart enough to know that things won’t always be bad, there are only so many bad days in a lifetime. I don’t need some bitch telling me that I’ll get only good days after I convert to some shit religion. Everyone gets bad days & everyone gets good days, God (If he exists) is just sitting back & watching it happen & pointing his mouse cursors like in ‘The Sims’. I cannot confirm it, but I’m not going out & telling everyone it’s fact. That’s what separates me from the idiots. If religion cured you from being a dick & now you’re doing good stuff, I’m alright with that. My beef is when people use religion to be assholes, that’s religion done wrong.
All in all, I hate people that use religion for bad, religion isn’t as all powerful as it used to be & all of us are waking up & looking through the green curtain. Hopefully religious cunts are a thing of the past & become extinct. Not to be personal, I had a friend who I was pretty close with & she was very religious. She’s gone ( no, she’s not dead. She jus moved away) & I’ve deduced that it was because her dad (or mom, don’t know) is one of them hardcore religious people. What saddens me is that her life was kind of surveillance below the tarp of her father & his zealously leadership. I hope she’s alright, but that’s the type of shit that makes me hate religion, people who use religion to control, rather than be a person. Though, that is to say if people need religion to get them from not being dicks. There are people who don’t need religion & can do good on their own, but there are people who need to be spoon fed this common knowledge. It’s the perk of living in a stupid world.
This Monday will be the premiere of ‘The Feind House’, an 11 episode mini-series brought to you by ‘Kenny Stark Udar’ who has submitted for ‘Blacktime E-Press’ before & now he’s doing a mini-series. Woo hoo! Finally, something I had no involvment in creating. I’ve been getting emails on why there aren’t any stories that aren’t written by me. Hahahah! The only involvment I had in this is reading the files he sent me & doing the promo. With the many short stories, blogababble entries & Comic strips I do, I almost forgot why I started this freebie site. Two reasons: As an Antethises to ‘SCRAWL’…
(*If you don’t know what that is, may I direct you to:
http://blacktimepress.weebly.com/blogababble/a-very-special-installment-involving-a-crappy-school-literary-magazine-named-scrawl )
…And I used this as kind of a playing ground, a sort of town square for people to comment on my writings. The best kind of criticism is constructive & I wanted to both see whether my writing is any good & I wanted to be the guy that actually publishes something (online) & use that as kind of a forum for people to read & share stories (Like a community). I wanted it to be a community of artists & writers. Though I do ask of all of you that if you have any good ideas, like Golden publisher’s ideas, don’t send them to me & keep those ideas away from the internet, if you choose to become a published author. Also I ask for something original, I won’t post fan fiction; I’m not against it, It’s ubiquitous online & I don’t want Blacktime to be full of Fanfiction. I’ll steer you to other places where you can post Fanfiction. Hell, I won’t mind if you create a ‘Blacktime E-Press’ but for straight up fan fiction, because I’m not competitive, there’s plenty of internets to go around & I highly doubt we’re the first to do what we do.
Oh fuck! I was supposed to hawk ‘The Feind House’ & ended up hawking this site. Sorry everyone.
Make sure to read the first episode of ‘The Feind House’, reading the file I was sent the whole story reminded me of a 70’s Haunted House film or kind of a What if ‘Hammer Films’ made Haunted House movies. I will not spoil anything, just read the episode coming this Monday.
That does it for this week’s insane rambling of a kid who thinks. I hope I didn’t offend anyone, if I did then I must’ve done something interesting. Also, if you see me in church, it’s because I’m with my mom & she’s the only religious person in the family & I’m there just to support her. How will you know it’s me? You won’t……MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!! But in all seriousness my mom is the only religious one & I’m thankful that she’s not on my ass about my being agnostic.
See you guys later, assuming if I’m not so busy next time. I got a lot of stuff I wanna do.
And don’t miss ‘The Feind House’ this Monday!
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