Drops of water, river.
Cooking, recipe for disaster.
Men playing women, Shakespearean play.
Okay I better stop with the beatnik intro. I thought it would be funny, but found myself getting into it so I stopped.
This week will be different, I won’t be covering serious political stories, I might but it won’t be the way you’d think. I’m calling this entry the something weird since I did not plan an outline for this entry, I‘m going to talk about whatever comes to mind at the moment. Most of this won’t be news, but more stuff that’s either bothering me or stuff I’d like to comment on. Don’t worry, this won’t be as politically charged as last week’s entry, politics are a pretty touchy subject & actually gets blood boiling so I’ll try to be calm this week.
I don’t know about you, but I’m seeing a lot of parents letting their kids become a little more mature at an early age. I find that really important for every kid to learn to be a little more independent at an early age, but not too much. I learned to cook at age 7, though at the sane time I also walked to & from school with my mom. Of course not every kid can cook their own lunch or work a lawnmower, but I say that no kid, no one 15 & below, should be responsible for a credit card. Credit cards are the contributing reason for the nations’ debt & I sure as hell know that credit cards will not get us out of the debt, but create more debt that will span a millennia. I will not say who (They’re small fries) but on Facebook someone posted pictures of their kid’s 8th birthday. So she uploaded pictures of her son eating a Star Wars cake (Lucky bastard), opening presents & using a credit card. This wasn’t his mom’s credit card, this was his own, said so on the description she put which said ‘My litte man is using his own card.’ I’m sure the mom showed the kid the value of money, credit cards should be used for emergency situations & probably was taking the card out for a ‘test drive.’ I still think the mom (who shall remain nameless) should remain vigilant on what her son does with that credit card. Not only is he prey to the ever growing debt in this world (The whole world is in debt, not just America) but he’s also prey to identity thieves. Some butthole from the American Midwest or some hacking group from Africa or Russia could wipe his account clean without a penny & lots of debt, not to mention a bad credit score (Which I’m like the rest of the young people, I still don’t know what that shit is). Anyways, why the hell do credit cards exist? They’re stupid pieces of plastic with numbers on it & a mediocre design. I’m never getting a credit card, not in my entire life, Cash moves everything around me, cream is the money, dollar dollar bill y’all. WU-TANG Clan!!! (I even did the ‘W’ sign with my hands just now). Dollars are still alright, though the value of the dollar has decreased all because of inflation (I want my one dollar cheeotes back), still It’s better than relying your savings into a card & numbers on a screen that can easily disappear with a hack or a glitch. Yes, I’m that guy you see at ‘Target’ who pays cash because I don’t want to get hacked. Hey, it’s better than being the dumbass who pays in writing checks. Fucked up short story here, I love going to thrift shops & one time I went just to grab a handful of books & I had to wait in a long line. I was behind a small elderly asian woman & a woman with a cart full of clothes. So when the asian woman went up to the counter I thought this was it, I’ll finally be next to pay for my books. Spoke too soon, she slowly began to open up her checkbook & write on it as slow as a sloth. AAUUUGHHH!!!!
In the same topic of kids, I’m seeing a lot of kids with Smartphones. As a preteen I had a cellphone (Middle School [or Jr. High if you want to be uppity] is a scary place), but I wasn’t into it, I was really into getting our hands on a GameBoy. Whoever was born from the mid 90’s & before will be the last generation who will know what it was have a care free life without the use of a smart phone dominating our lives or using Siri to cheat on your homework. I’m not kidding, I see kids talking about apps, having their minds replaced by the apps & using that operating system ‘Siri‘ as a means to get an answer for their homework. As a kid I used to play Pokemon a lot & battle friends via link cable, but after that we played outside. Seems like kids now are either too lazy to play outside, hypnotized by smartphones or have parents who are overprotective (that happens & no one can control that). They’d move heaven & hell just to prevent their kid from getting their knees scraped. Danm instant gratification generation.
And now let’s talk about our favorite television station full of shitty journalism, but funny ass entertainment. UNIVISION, that’s like the poor man’s version of Telemundo. So this week my mom was watching some soap opera that was just overly melodramatic, had to get in on it & laugh my ass off. Then out comes a commercial break & these latin celebrities appear on screen with a slideshow playing in the background of depressed kids inside a border patrol center. These Latino celebrities pop up & start talking about how there is a humanitarian crisis, that’s all. They basically re-air these spots every time, telling us something every news organization has been telling us for this past month. They didn’t provide any solutions to this humanitarian crisis, then again does anyone have a solution to this? These people could have at least set up a charitable program or at least donated a couple thousand to help those kids get water & food, anything to help them. Nope, nothing, they just came on tv saying “HUMANITARIAN CRISIS!!!” & left us thinking ‘Okay……That it?’
This may sound dumb, but I say the American government should work together with the government in Honduras, Guatemala & Mexico to at least send those children to their families who may either be in the U.S or back in their countries of origin. Then again the question arises, what if these kids don’t have any documentation from either country. DANMIT!!!! HOW THE HELL DID WE GET TO THIS? It seems like there’s no end in sight, it feels like this could have been preventable. Borders suck.
When it comes to Univison, don’t listen to those assholes because they are in the pocket of republicans, they like to add Latinos in news stories that don’t involve Latinos, that should be a meme now. Their news department is full of crap. I will say that watch their entertainment programming, it’s the funniest shit you’ll see today. Tommy Davidson did this funny bit where he talks about Spanish TV & how crazy it is, he’s not exaggerating. Sabado Gigante is the funniest shit ever, it’s Vaudeville on drugs.
Anyone ever found something odd in a school computer? I did & I hope to find something later on so I can talk about it here. So back in 2009 I was in a filmmaking class (or video class, we didn’t shoot in film) so we learned techniques & made movies. After shooting videos everyone would get on a computer in a long desk & use the editing software to edit our footage. When I edited I found that someone left their video on the editing software. Me & a couple of friends at the time decided to press play on that video clip. The video showed this very big girl lying in the grass with a razor blade & shaving cream. She was one of those girls who treated everyone like a bitch because she was one. So she was in the grass & began to put on shaving cream on her legs. While doing that, she sang some song, probably some rap song, I didn’t know. The video nearly killed me from uncontrollable laughter. I didn’t know what this was all about, a girl shaving her legs, singing; this is some Lynchian stuff here. It’s not on YouTube or anywhere on the web so don’t bother.
Back to news, I just had to talk about that shaving legs video, sorry if it has no relevance to the blog or you.
So this last week there was news here in L.A of a woman who boarded an airline jet at L.A.X (Los Angeles Ariport. X) without being spotted by TSA or security guards. She was caught, she didn’t discuss why she boarded the plane, or so the local news wants us to think. So they release her, I’m not involving race into this but I’m pretty sure it’s because she was white & blonde (sorry to go there). Two or three Days later, she does this again, could you believe this shit? Now she’s being sent to released again without parole or bail & these news reports kept on asking “Why did she do this? Why did she do this?” I do not judge people at first glance, but I’m going to say this. SHE WAS A CRAZY HOBO LADY WHO WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM HERE!! Just to let people know I’m not a hobo hating yuppie. If one of them asks for change, I will give them a five dollar bill or get them something to eat. But seriously, out of every honest homeless person, there’s always that crazy hobo that grabs you by the hair & tells you to leave god’s planet. So I’ll leave it at, that lady was a crazy hobo & not all hobos are crazy. Support your local hobos.
Ebola disease, two people who got ebola in Africa are being treated in America while people in Africa are left to die from the horrible Ebola disease which has plagued their country since forever.
I’ll just leave all of you with this picture .
So that’s it, I said what was needed to be said, last week I was happy. Really, the day before (which was a Sunday) I slept for only two hours & stayed up the rest of the night walking around, looking at my comics & watching some crime movie from Venezuela or Spain or any of the Spanish speaking countries (not Mexico) about some out of shape detective investigating a murder involving a woman in a hoochie skirt. It had beautiful visuals, like that of an early ‘Luc Besson’ film. As you can tell I’m such a film nerd here, throwing names out like Luc Besson, he directed ‘The Fifth Element’. The crime film was confusing as fuck, but it had neat visuals.
I have run out of things to talk about, either it’s not on my mind at the moment or everyone else is talking about it & my stance on that issue is I agree with the majority so there’s no need for me to talk about it.
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There’s a three part arc on ‘The Monteclaire Project’ going on now. I don’t want to toot my own horn but I edited it. Written by Kenny. Part two is out now.
I’m done for today, but tune back next time when we discuss more utterly pointless bullshit. Will I talk about what’s plaguing the world today, or will I spend three pages talking about that weird swollen marks that appear when I scratch too hard on my skin? No one knows, no one.
So I say see ya, until we meet again.
PS: Dear internet, QUIT RECOMMENDING ME ANIMATED FILMS OR SHOWS WHERE CUTE ANIMALS DIE!!!
SINCERELY, THIS SOFT GUY WHO ONLY LIKES WATCHING HUMANS GET BLOWN UP INTO PIECES OR SHOT IN THE PENIS.
I’ll leave you with that & I have some bad news for all of you readers. Normally I would post a song from my play list, a song I listen to daily, but I don’t feel like it. So here’s a video showing actor Harvey Keitel crying his ass off on screen. It is both a horrible train wreck & funny at the same time.