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This shit drives me up the fucking wall #1

7/30/2018

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It all began with 'Blogbabble', a blog mainly focused on an assortment of topics from politics, to current affairs, to entertainment news & to just all around BS. Then that led into a series simply titled  'News of the World' which is all politics & current affairs. It's something I did to help me catch up on the crazy shit the sleazy American government keeps on doing. Then I introduced 'Blogbabble Mini' afterwards, in which I write up a quick blog entry which can be summed up as a rant or a short simple story. Now comes this new series. This new deal is going to be approprately titled 'This Shit Drives Me Up The Fucking Wall'.
Accompanied by the funny ass picture you just saw as the thumbnail, this won't be a gossip series, but I will tell you 'gossip' is one of the many things that drive me up the fucking wall. Think of Ice T's podcast segment 'I'm not a Hater, but I hate Shit', except much more inferior. I admit it, I don't have the production value as they do & this is all text, so you gotta read it to enjoy it. I don't have a Mick Benzo, therefore that makes it inferior, but it does have something you might like. The satisfaction of knowing I hate the same stuff you do, at least I hope so. That is something we all call 'RELATABILITY', what a neat new invention.  I will try to keep it under two or three rants each episode (sometimes one), so I hope I don't overdo each entry & bore you to death with a whole book of it. 
So let's sink this bitch!

You know what drives me up the fucking wall? 
(Oh yeah, forgot to mention. I'm going to start every rant with that diddy of a phrase. Let it be known)
Fucking people who are supposed to tell you everything you need to know, end up skipping over stuff & at the last minute tell you specific things you needed to be prepared on. What ends up happening (Especially for me) is I end up coming into a situation unprepared & the people who were supposed to warn or alert me end up getting away with their ignorance.  I'm left there seen by everyone as a fucking idiot, all because somebody never mentioned specific things I needed to be ready for. 
The fuck kinda logic is that? That's some 'Bebe's Kids' type of logic!
 "Them ain't my kids, them's bebe's kids!" 
Urban dictionary, look up 'Bebe's kids'. It's not just a name of an animated film that looks like if 'The Proud Family' and 'Martin' had an illegitimate child. 
If you want exceptional results, tell people everything they need to know! One of thee worst cases of this has to be in school. I'm dead sure everyone has experienced this, trying to wrap your head around things you need to know from the teacher's review, then having a pop quiz (Or a final exam from the state) & finding out "This asshole didn't teach us any of this?" Though to be honest we either have the teacher or ourselves to blame. There's only so much we can digest & very few that sticks to our brains. Maybe there's something in the water that affects us people 29 & under. 
I'm much more inclined to believe people do this to troll on other people. Even in the adult world these specific assholes exist. Sometimes it is that they forgot to tell us. You know what? When they forget, they admit it before you ask. When certain people come up to me & tell me that they forgot to mention something, I tend to take that more as an honest response than just to sit back & act like "Nope, it was all your fault. Should of been paying attention." I respect the people who truly forget to warn me about certain things. 
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​This is the last one for the day, you know what drives me up the fucking wall?
Business buildings/ Medical buidlings, they all look the same!
Depending who you are, you either work on one or have visted one a few times. I've visted one last year, a business skyscraper & my god do I hate them! This isn't like going to a mall or strip mall where the logos are out in the open & everything is easy to navigate. It's worse if that whole street/area has more than one business building, everything goes by a convoluted building number system so you're going to have to spend a lot of time going to buildings one by one & checking the numbering. More ofthen then not the buildings in that area span miles, as if that town had some huge demand for business buildings with the same architectual design & coloring. Then you get the rooms that are always up for lease, every single business building has a room for rent. That always struck me as odd. Now don't get me wrong, I love buildings with that late  70's to mid 90's design. That square, concrete, almost dystopian/futurist utopian design looks beautiful in my eyes, not so much that late 90's, 2000's look where everything has a curve, looks streamlined & it all looks like it's made out of glass. I like curves in a woman, not my buildings for some odd reason. The worst thing of all is having to go inside a building (Or in my case a 50 floor skycraper), only to find it's the wrong building number. They have the same design, almost the same numbering & the weirdest part, the guards/security in the buildings look the same! Not in a racial stereotype kind of way, I truly mean they all look like the same person you saw the next building over! Same clothes, same face, same hair, same voice! Fucking clones!!! Don't get me started on the contents of these buildings! They all look the same, they all have the same design, but the room directory says they're different & you can't tell whether those are new businesses that just opened up or if you're in a different room! What the fuck is 'Mergers & Aquisitions'? You get my respect if you get my reference. Thankfully those clone security guards are willing to help, more than I can say for the folks who work in retail.
The shit I dread now with my new job is having to go to these places every year! When it came to the first time I had to visit these types of buildings it was for a couple of forms. All these people had to do is send me the forms & ask me to return them to the boss or mail them via physical mail! Instead these fucking idiots made me wake up early (I sleep at 3am or 4am), beg my parents for a ride (Which I fucking hate because now I'm dragging them into this bullshit), being grumpy because all I got were five hours of sleep, spend 40 minutes of going through the typical LA traffic, then getting there trying to figure out where this fucking bulding is because it's a series of buildings & some specific buildings are hiding between other buildings as if the desingers are saying "How can with fuck up the country mouse?" Then when I get to this room, I find out sooner these people who sent the invite just wanted to tell me some bullshit about the job, sign my name on a dotted line & that's it. All this bullshit does is makes me waste my time for simple shit like asking me questions, pissing in a cup or doing anything that could be done at work or at home,  told to me via an Email or filled out by sending an envelope full of necessary forms. I umderstand there are peer to peer evaluations that need to be done & I can understand that, but at the end of the day most of the shit that required me to go to these places was terrible! These are the same corprate fuckers who ask to be paperless, to reduce greenhouse footprints by carpooling & all that bullshit. Hypocracy!!! Hypocracy everywhere! At that point you people bettter wish to the gods I don't go all scanners on you & make your face blow up. I know I'm making a big deal out of something that shouldn't be that bad, but I wouldn't be complaining if there was more of an easier way to differentiate one building from another than just a small assortment of numbers!!! 
Oh man, I just thought of it right now. Imagine being dyslexic & having to deal with this shit? That's pretty fucking horrible, I'm here complaining with a slight knack of differentiating Japanese writing, Chinese writing & Korean writing, but there are dyslexic folks out there that have it worse because to them everything looks like  an undesipherable scribble. So yeah, you know how there have been rallies for wheelchair ramps & handicap parking spots? I suggest we rally for these buildings to be more distinct than just the numbering! Different coloring, a coherent directory, a better system. Of course people who are used to that enviroment have an easier way of manuvering around there than us normies. It's like going to a new school, the new kids are going to have a hard time knowing which is where, but the kids who have been there a while know where everything is. 
It's come to my mind, I should talk about the way these buildings are set up the room numbering. They set up rooms in such a weird & incoherent way, you would think people would have a universal system in place where it's in numerical order where in one side it goes from one to six (Or whatever) then the next row is from six to twelve, all in a single loop. Instead what I see alot is some weird mishmash of one room to the right is one, the next room to the left is two & it just zig zags in a weird way to where it's easier to get mindfucked. That fucked me over once in college on the first day of school. Fucking bitch whore teacher didn't excuse my absence because of the way this place was set up, the teacher's room number label was peeled off because why not, people suck & too add insult to injury the teacher pretty much said "If you weren't here on the first day, you aren't enrolled. I don't care if you were sick or dying." Just as she said that I pretty much decided "Yeah, you know what. Fuck you!" and left. Well, I didn't say it out loud, I just got up & left. She wanted me to stay through the whole course, despite not being enrolled. What kinda logic is that?
 So fuck you ya fucking room designers, fuck your business buildings & fuck the corprate world. I don't get how nobody considers making difficult stuff easier? I guess I must be the idiot in this argument considering shit like this. 

I guess that's it for now, but stay tuned. There's plenty of more shit that I'm annoyed at & hate as much as the next person. Like I said, I'm avoiding serious stuff like politics, social issues & anything that evokes argument & focusing on typical day to day BS that just bothers the shit out of me & possibly all of you guys. 
I want some feedback, seriously. I really want to know if you like this series or if you hate it. But when you hate it, please give me reasons, preferably valid reasons. I don't want to hear "You suck, mate!" Either that or make your immature criticisms funny. If you can make me laugh while making immature criticism then I will send you E-goody. Will it be an unused J-peg or an unpublished MP4. Who knows.

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