We are back, this is Blogababble, that blog in which anything goes & we don’t waste time talking about useless celebrity bullshit, unless it’s geek bullshit like movies or comics or anything that‘s a step above a food blog. Oh we talk of current affairs, the kind of current affairs that actually affect us all & this brings me to today’s topic.
WATER WATER NOWHERE!
NASA (& not the NSA) had made it clear that California (probably other states too) only have one year of water left. Who’s to blame?
A. Bucket Challenges
B. SSB guys in Food Eating Contests
C. MTV Generation
E. None of the Above.
If you awnsered E, Nestle, you are right!!!! Yup, if you didn’t read the previous Blogababble entry in which I talked about that asshole corporation, then you know what this fucker ‘Peter Brabeck’ is all about. So this fucker admitted on camera that water should not be a human right, along with other ‘Foodstuffs’ as he called them. Nestle continues fracking, oh pardon my French, I meant to say Fucking for water on California soil to sell to the clueless consumer. We talked about this last summer & yet they continue doing this, all the dams & reservoirs are becomming dry, even after having various storms hit the damn state & already we still got fuckers going “Why do we still have no water. Boo hoo, let‘s blame the Mexicans.” If this continues then California may become a dustbowl, thus means no more food to grow, no more wildlife/ no more bees & no more toilet water & we‘d all be wating in lines with pails & buckets to collect our weekly ration. I’m sure we all heard this phrase “Control the water, therefore leads to controlling the food, which leads to controlling the people.” (I’m pretty sure I butchered the phrase, but all of you get where I’m going at?) Nestle already owns a monopoly for food on a small town in Brazil, you know they’ll try to do some shit like that here in California once the crops die out. Door to door salesmen trying to cell water & all that other food they own. I hate to keep pulling the Orwell card, but there’s a scene where Winston is reading a book a secret brotherhood gave him to sabotage the presses in the Ministry of Lies. In the book it goes at length of what makes the party the superpower & there was a line in there that went along the lines of “It’s easier to oppress people when you give them what they need.” This shit scares me. Seriously, my mind keeps going back to that crappy ‘Tank Girl’ movie where everyone‘s living in a dry desert & the only people who have the water are the huge corporations & bunny man ICE.T. BUNNYMAN ICE.T! ICE.T LOOKING LIKE A KANGAROO BUNNY! Looks like we’re all going to be running around, rummaging through sand, just to score a drop of H20 while Nestle execs live it up in a tall tower, raping a blowup doll. having cocaine parties & laughing at us, at our stupidity as they just swipe our right to water, water owned by all of us & has been a public necessity. We can prevent this, this isn’t some kind of unstoppable force here, we can stop this.
#1. Use water wisely, everyone knows how to do that.
#2. Quit buying Nestle Products.(Or just their water, but let’s really hit them in the money balls giving up their catalog altogether) There are other brands you can spend cash on, it’s not like Nestle is the only people you can buy food or necessary products from, that‘s the power of CAPITALISM! So you can afford not to buy shit like their shit bottled water or Crunch bars. These people do not deserve our cash & I’m pretty sure you’ll save a ton by not buying these brand names.
Here’s a Cheat Sheet of all the brands of products these fuckers earn money from.
I’m pretty sure there are more important things to do, that’s why I’ll end up doing research on this later on, because I don’t want to live in a corporate world god damnit!! This really scares me, like you wouldn’t believe, but it’s not the 1st thing on my list that makes me piss my pants. Oh no, there’s something way worse.
Here’s a link to another blog (Which I had no time to read, so I’m pretty sure it’s just a more well written repeat of what I just said here.): https://unlatched.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/why-nestle-is-evil-it-goes-beyond-just-infant-formula/
The blog also goes into some detail on how Nestle baby formula had poisoned some babies in the past, thus making Nestle along the border of becoming the ‘Nazi Party’ or even Santa Clause. Fuck them. Stop these assholes from raping mother earth.
IN SUBURBIA, BARBIE KNOWS ALL YOUR SECRETS.
From the headline you already know what’s going on. So Barbie now, along with Samsung, is bugging the products you buy & listening to your every secret. Jesus Christ, what’s next, a pop tart with wanting info on how your bowels sound like?……oh fuck. Sorry everyone L I should shut up now, I don‘t want to give them more ideas. So that’s what you got to look out for, Barbie dolls that actually listen. You know what would be funny, if someone bought a bunch of Barbie dolls & said ‘Peehole’ on it for 30 days straight & Mattel decides to make a Barbie shaped like a peehole because “The young kids are into peeholes. Better make a peehole shaped Barbie & boost sales!” It would please me & I would spend money on a peehole Barbie. I’ve played with Barbie dolls in the past, mainly because I’m a middle child & I always got the hand-me-downs.
But on a serious note, this is an invasion of privacy & something should be done about this. If Mattel wanted to know what would make kids buy a Barbie, then send some freaking surveys!! Seriously, surveys work!!! I don’t buy barbies, nor do my sisters anymore (They’re into that monster bratz thing where every doll is this slutty-ish version of a universal monster) so I ain’t got no problem. But for all of you underage parents or grown up parents, watch out man. Also, I don’t get the need to spend 20 dollars for a specific piece of clothing for a doll? Everyone I knew knit their own clothing for their kids’ dolls. People, it’s alright to be a penny pincher!
STARBUX IZN’T #RAZIST JK JK LEL <3.
I’ve got my two cents on this whole ordeal here. So Starbucks announced a little deal where people would try to make their costumers have a talk with the…sigh…’Baristas’. I’m sorry everyone, that word is just stupid, same goes to ‘Sandwich Artists’. It’s just another way to make a shitty job sound dignified, but the curtains are so transparent that we can see the bullshit they’re trying to hide. So they want to ‘connect’ to people by talking about race & restoring race relations between the company & the consumer, while at the same time they call their medium sized cups ‘GRANDE’, don’t pay their workers much, use shit milk/ cream for their coffee’s & lattés, set up shops in places so the fucking yuppies can gentrify the place & spread out like VD. Yeah, no one’s taking you fucking yuts seriously.
As you can tell I hate Starbucks with a fiery passion & it’s personal. I’ll go into it now; It was 2012, Harbor City is the place. There was a fairly good restaurant called ‘Rallys’ (Also known as ‘Checkers’ in some other states) & from everyone who’s loved this chain, they’ll tell you that their fries are great, and they were! So one day as I came home from school I saw that the place was being torn down, there were no ‘For Lease’ signs or anything, the place was being torn down. My first guess was that they were rebuilding, it‘s been around since the 90‘s so it‘s understandable. Boy was I wrong. So then I see that the whole infrastructure was still there, the construction workers were just taking out the outer shell of the whole place, putting in a new coat of cement & painting it in this green & white color. As a final nail in the coffin a banner comes up. “Coming Soon, Starbucks.” Horrible. It’s like having a pet lizard, only to see it blow up in front of you because inside resided a land clam that laughs maniacally. I hate them & I’m glad their little ‘Let’s talk about racism’ stunt isn’t being taken seriously by all of us intelligent people. Though I will say a forum/ city hall/ think tank meeting of this sort could work, the problem is that the idea is thought of by one of the most rich people, valley girl corporations out there that are infamous for having their brand be on every corner. It’s like seeing Ronald Regan talk about donating money to mental health asylums. So I’m glad that Starbucks failed in their sad attempt to not seem racist, even though they are very racist. I just wish in my lifetime I could see them go under & fall like communism!!
BRAAP BRAAP, WATCHING Mormons DIE!
Utah has made ‘Death by Firing Squad’ legal, that doesn’t seem very ‘Mormony’ of Utah. Seriously, this is some backwards ass stuff here. Come on Mormons, I thought all of you were all about the love & annoying people in springtime by saying “Jesus landed in Nicaragua” to impress Mexicans. I shit you not, this one Mormon guy once tried to convince me to join Mormonism because Jesus landed on Nicaragua. It was funny. But in all seriousness, Mormons let this happen, thus shows the hypocrisy of it all. I expected this to happen in Texas, I was way off. Also, I doubt I’m going off the reservation when I say that there will be some serious repercussions from this. Either some inbred idiot is going to accidentally shoot his toes off or (& I highly doubt I’m exaggerating here) someone is going to die knowing that he or she had nothing to do with the crime they are convicted of. Also I highly doubt I’m exaggerating here when I say that they want to do something racist by legalizing this barbaric crap. It’s Utah, America’s hemorrhoid & to all you polygamists out there (I highly doubt they’re reading this, but I can only wish.) WHY Y’ALL HAVING 12 KIDS? It must be ground zero times 20 down there, just saying. Dem Mormons be crazy.
VOTE OR DIE!
So there’s been lots of hubub about Obama wanting to put into law a way for everyone 18 & over to vote. Am I the only one seeing this not going over as intended? You can’t force people to vote, it’s oppression towards the people (Kinda like me) who don’t have as great of a grip in legalese like the hypo-technical intellectual who breathes & eats legalese. I’m fucking clueless to city politics when it comes to budgets, bond initiatives & stuff of that matter. Okay, part of me agrees that people should have the gumption to vote & really take advantage of that civil right, but this is one thing the young people shouldn’t be pushed into, especially simple folks who aren’t as politically savy. I’m not as politically savy, yet there are some issues on the ballot I have a clear opinion on & I’m very sure I’m not the only one who thinks like this. Forced voting, although there are some pros from this, I see a hell of a lot of cons from this & I can tell Republicans are gonna have a fit against this. Why? Because it’s infringing on freedom? Nope. Because It’s what the other countries (Like Australia) do? No. Is it because Obama suggested it? Yup! Ding ding a ringa ding ding. I seriously don’t get why inbred fucks keep voting for these assholes. So overall, the government just wants to make the simple average joe very fucking confused & vote for shit they heard on the news. Reading these ballots is confusing enough, especially when trying to search for words on the dictionary that are in these ballots. Not only that but us voters have to think whether these laws on the ballots are worth voting for or not & now they want to make it way more confusing. These assholes just want us to vote with a blank mind so they can get their corrupt & immoral laws passed so they can dance in their tou-tous while we burn & die. It’s the waging battle between joe six-pack who’s just working & keeping the roof over their head VS the rich people that know all this legalese & help the people who can afford it these loopholes that give them more tax cuts than an emo- kid’s wrists. I’m highly against this whole Mandatory voting.
I think I got the political/ current affairs side of it already, now let’s move into something completely different, KABOOM!!!!!!
So, Last Man On Earth on FOX, I quit that show. Those earlier episodes were funny, the episode that aired the week before when the Blonde woman was discovered was a hard one to sit though. Yeah, we get it, Kristen Schaal is anal & annoying, har har funny right? Then you got Will Arnett’s character being a horndog out of nowhere, What the fuck! When I saw promos for this show I expected a funny yet pretty dramatic slapstick take on a man living in a post apocalyptic world. We got that in the first few episodes, but now it’s disintegrated into an unfunny show about Arnett trying to bang the blonde girl & Kristen Schaal‘s character being soo annoying that I would have shot her if I met her in the aftermath of an apocalypse. I seriously expected a modern take on ’Eve’s Diary’ by Mark Twain about Adam & Eve as they hate each others guts, but can’t live without each other. I gave up on that show, that’s why I’m free Sunday nights, free to read books or watch anything that isn’t this show.
I don’t think I talked about music on this blog, oh wait I did, I mentioned ‘Death Grips’ on that ‘2014 Best/ Worst’ entry I did earlier this year. One thing you all should know is that I do not listen to whatever’s on the Billboard charts or gets massive repetitive replay on the still alive Radio stations. The only station I do listen to is the classic rock station, but all the good songs are played too far in between trite crap. Seriously, how many times must we hear that AC(lightning bolt)DC song? The Iron Man movies already beat that horse to the ground, play some new shit; there are a ton of Pink Floyd songs I really dig that rarely get any play on the radio. Not only that but here in California we had the ‘Mark & Brian’ show that’s been long off the air. We still have ‘Heidi & Frank’ which is always fun to listen, but my personal problem is that airs wayyyy too early at 7am. Believe me, I try way soo hard to wake up at that time, yet I always get up at 8. After the clock hits 10, everything turns to crap with all the overplayed clichéd music, lazy political talk radio & the always ignorant religious AM programming. Radio is just like TV, boring & uncreative. The radio DJ should be in-charge of what music to play & when; sadly radio has gone anally corporate. Then again we have the internet, so who gives a flying fuck about radio. I can listen to whatever the hell we want, whenever we want & how we want. It’s brilliant, Wu Tang Clan in the morning, French New Wave at night! God bless the internet!
So this Thursday I caught an episode of this new show (Which is already in it’s 4th episode & I had no warning or see any ads for this show) called ‘American Crime’ & holy shit, this fucking show is intense! Yes people, this show is about a crime & race pretty much feuls the premise of it. The thing that struck me is there are an assortment of different cultures in this show & pardon the French but….EVERYONE’S FUCKED! Black Americans, FUCKED! Mexicans, FUCKED! White Americans, FUCKED! EVERYBODY’S FUCKED & the only people pretty much sitting there doing their thing is the legal system. Mind you, this is the first episode I’ve seen so I don’t know the whole story, all I know is
Some guy is in prison for nearly killing them, we may or may not know if he did or not. I don’t know & he’s got the hots for this white girl. But his wife or sister or whatever the hell she is pretty much trying to help this guy out of prision because you can tell she doesn’t want ‘WHITEY’ winning the legal battle & she‘s Muslim. On the other side of the spectrum a white woman is trying hard to keep the guy in prison because she believes that the guy did the crime he is convicted of & I’m not sure if it was clear in previous episodes but you can tell she’s a fucking racist & her veteran son is pretty much in the background of all this. Mexican kid (Or is he Native American? I don’t know) gets out of prison for something I have no clue he did & he kinda feels irked by his father. Then this Native American guy who’s crippled (Or is he Mexican? I don’t know) is getting messed with by Mexican cholo fucks in prision.
& That my friends is all I know about the series, hopefully they re-air some of those earlier episodes so I can catch up. So this show, I highly recommend it to all of you, especially all of you Tumblr people that love to play the oppressed pissing game, because you’re not the only one being oppressed, we’re all being oppressed in a sick way & we should all unite to defeat that common enemy that’s making us fight eachother. I might be reading too deep into this show, but it’s expected because this show isn’t written in the same way as the other shows in the ABC network. This ain’t your typical housewife, James Patterson mystery novel (All you bookworms know where I got at with that remark.), this is pretty much the show everyone should be giving buzz because it seems like something that would air on HBO or AMC. At least I hope my half assed description of this show kinda brought attention. Either this show was poorly marketed or I haven’t been watching my ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’ which still gets a laugh out of me. Anyhoo! ‘American Crime’, pretty much putting the rundown of how fucked racism is & at the same time how we let racism pretty much mess ourselves up. I may be reading way too into it, but understand I’ve only seen episode four, that inference may change once I see more. Opinions change.
I guess that covers it, We spent the whole entry talking about the drought & republicans, it’s a fucked up world in politics, but we got to keep fighting. Oh & American Crime, it’s an engaging show. So that’s it, OH & one final thing
Which reminds me, I should hunt that comic book down, published by the messed up yet fun people at ‘Boneyard Press’. :D ……they’re not in business anymore L