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Neighbors ft. Jebus & Junette

4/5/2013

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(JB)= Jebus Black
(JP)= Junette Pierre

JB: The title sounds like a bad R&B sounding 'rap' song.
JP: Now why do you say that?
JB: Because rap music does not sound like rap anymore, it sounds like much more Explicit & egomaniacal. 
JP: I don't see it.
JB: 50 cent singing about jewelry & women? Don't see that? Either way, rap music should be another topic but today's collaboration/ interview like topic is 'NEIGHBORS". I (jebus) hate my current neighbors with a fiery passion,while Junette here doesn't care.
JP: They are the emo kids of the neighbor world, I see them but I just don't care if they either get hit by a car or funnier, fall down stairs.
JB: Hey, this is a family friendly blog, ages 8 to 80, that's our demographic.
JP: I doubt anyone over 40 is on the internet. Plus you showed me our facebook page & there's no one over forty, all teens & young adults so we can say anything. FCC isn't going to kick us out for shouting PENIS!! Plus I can punch you in the yarnballs if you edit this out.
JB: IT IS NOW OFFICIAL, SCREW THE KIDS, WE ARE NOT UNDER FCC RULE, YAY INTERNET!. Let's get back to focus here, you want to start first or should I since I feel my neighbors don't need the publicity.
JP: Go first, I would laugh if some Television Scout read about your neigbors, tracked them down & made a Reality T.V show of them. 
JB: Hey, it's Amurica, I would begin smoking if that becomes reality. ...Back in my youthfull days, there used to be an old man who used to live below us (I've lived in the same apartment building since birth) whose name I still remember, Mr.Yoshinaga. He drove a toyota truck & loved to give out candy to us when we played in the parkinglot near his home. He gave us candy, We said thank you, we loved the man, Also he watched cartoons. Then one day he left, don't know why. There were plenty of reasons, one being he was a very very old man, maybe moved to a retirement home but my older sister was quite a joker, she told me Mr.Yoshinaga moved because he was a Sexual Predator under parol. 
JP: That's just mean there.
JB: Yeah but maybe she had some truth there, he wacthed cartoons, gave kids candy....He's not a child rapist. That's some PC parent bullcrap my older sister fell into back in the early 2000's, Mr.Yoshinaga, you are one nice man & that's a trait that's missing today. If you are over 20, giving kids candy out of good cheer, you will be considered a child predator. It's stupid. Then later after that nice japanese man left came a puerto rican family.
JP: Puerto Ricans in California.
JB: Hey, it's America, Also they might've been half Mexican, you know what I always say when people begin to judge because they are a certain race even thought they have a different skin type?
JP: What do you say?
JB: (Credit to Ms.Zarro, best English teacher for telling me this saying) EVERYONE'S DONE EVERYONE!!
JP: Makes sense.
JB So these people, freaking annoying as crap. The men of the family, they were cool, they did their thing which was fix cars, we did our own thing which was play ball in the parking lot. The ladies on the other hand, them ladies loved to judge. It was like a scene from 'Edward Sicorhands' where all these housewives in their big hair wrapped around curls begin to gossip about Edward & his sicorhands at the Salon. These bitches did not gossip in secret, they practically yelled the dirt they spoke about a person. I even heard one of them say "Look at that boy, fat kid. Fork up the fun." 
JP: Typical.
JB: I didn't whine about it, they were all mean bitches. I think once, one of them vomited red & her son just placed newspaper around it. I could not help but laugh & step on the paper.
JP: Weirdo
JB: Wow, thanks for boosting my esteem. 
JP: My pleasure
(Shakes hands)
JB: So, let's not get carried away here. These ladies were bitchy & gossip ridden. I did not see how they made friends here in 'Harbor Chitty'. 
JP: I read that article, hilarious & true.
JB: Later on they left  without knowing their name & then another family moved in & these were the worst of the worst. Don't know their names but for the reading pleasure of the audience here, I'm going to call them the Waky Wanker Family.
JP: Go on jebus, We aren't restrictive.
JB: So The Waky Wanker Family consisted of A woman (A bitchy woman), A Man (A drunk man), A boy (A stupid boy), & A Girl (A creepy girl). So these people were broken, we have yet another gossiping woman, A drunk man who just loves to yell & break bottles. Once the girl of the family tried to stab her brother with a butter knife & closley succeeded.
JP: Closley suceeded?
JB: He cut him with the butter knife, he had the scars to prove it. Later on they began to play loud music late nights at a weekday. We called the cops for them to turn it down, that's when we became enemies to them. Cheeky bastards.
JP: Did you guys have a family gang war?
JB: I wish. Now the Waky Wanker Family moves out, the move a block away from where we live. NOT FAR ENOUGH! After they left, it's been eight subtle months of silence & tranquility. Then another family moves in, a caucasian family. They argued but it was not to where they let the whole neighborhood hear their battle. The kids were loud & abnoxious until their papa came from his tour in the military. WOW, TROOPS READING THIS, YOU ARE AWSOME!!!!!!! One time those kids ran wild in their room which could be heard in my room & their dad just yelled & set them straight like boot camp trainees. Now some Gang Banger looking ladies live there & they're quite, keep things to themsleves. Strange. Then they left, Dominoes begin to tumble down again, Now I live with these loud idiots who complain about every little minor thing. Just like the other families that have come & gone, I do not know their names. I'm going to call them 'The Dupey Brothers' because they are loud & obnoxious.
JP:Dupey Brothers? That doesn't make sense.
JB: It doesn't have to, they don't deserve proper names. These people that are currently my neighbors who won't shut the hell up. As you know, but for the people outside of California or outside the U.S, California is warm in this time of year so it's necessary to open the windows & let in some fresh air. Air is not the only thing that enters my room, the ignorant yellings of a rough voiced housewife, a snobby daughter, a loud annoying little boy & a twenty something year old idiot who cannot turn down the volume of his 'Call of Duty" game or Wrestling crap.
JP: Wow
JB: You'd be insane like I am if you lived with me. I even complained about it on facebook, Complained in a comedic way since I don't Whine online. They better leave soon. You're next Junette, tell me about those Whacky neighbors of yours.
JP: In the short time I've lived in Le France. I lived in a connected building in which two households share the same hallways like a motel almost.
JB: I'm not sure I follow. Two buildings that share a hallway. You mean like one huge building with two big rooms that take the place of a single home?
JP: Close. Imagine two separate houses with one huge hallway connecting both buildings which also makes it look like one big house. 
JB: OH, almost like that house that from that movie 'Taken'. The house where the two girls get kidnapped.
JP:Exactly! Just like that house along with the gate & the big parking lot. So we lived next to another family just like ours & the father of the family owned a fish shop.
JB: Something smells fishy here.
JP: YUP!! Every night smelled like the fruit of the sea. Smelly & distracting. Except this did not end in my neighbors leaving. This ended by us leaving to the United States.
JB: Wow, the smell was so bad you guys had to travel to the U.S to avoid it?
JP: hahah. No, it was due to my dad being offered a job here in L.A, he's a surgeon. So we traveled by plane & came here to VENICE!
JB: Home of the Huge pericing hipsters?
JP: Yup, & it's crazy. Left to right you'll see crazy men with holes the size of sewer openings. 
JB: What about your neighbors ther in Venice beach?
JP: They are themohawk having potheads . 
JB: Are they annoying?
JP: They are like mooses, they are afraid of you than you are of them. Those are my two experiences. Their rooms smell like cannabis but It's better 
JB: Rightly said Junette. Before we end this Installment, tell me what would be your dream neighbors.
JP: My dream neighbors, they should at least be like the couple from 'The Crow'.
JB: Oh, so you want them to take care of you before the girlfriend get's raped & the boyfriend get's shot?
JP: WOW, you turned dark these last minutes here.
JB: Hey, it's from the movie & the comic book.
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JB: Don't look at me like I'm a crazy man. 
JP: Just continue to read your spiderman books. What would be you're ideal neighbors Jebus?
JB: Asians. But they better not be the ignorant "He get's D's, don't hang around with him." kind.
JP:MMMHHMMMM. I see.
JB: I'm not racist, I just find truth in a race & inform others on it. Thanks for reading our first ever Collaboration 'BLOGABBABLE'. If any of you have a story on Neighbors that sounds interesting, you can share it on our facebook page at:  https://www.facebook.com/BlackTimeEPress 

Although this page is still developing & we're still building a fanbase, We hope to bring back the facinating itch for everyone to read something wether it be on paper or on the web that's not a fictituous lie. Until then, We're signing off till the next 'BLOGABABBLE or we might find time to write a story. Who knows, It's all a mystery in the creative realm.


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