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Idiot gamers suck, Not keeping secrets suck, Moesha sucks.

12/6/2013

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Heyyoh!!!!!!!! 

This time I’m not taking the extra effort to translate ‘Hello’ in four languages so deal with it readers.

First, before I get to my set of my randomness, I’m going to shatter the hopes of  the modern (idiot) gamer. Not all gamers (I’m a normal gamer here), idiot gamers.
Video Game logic does not work in real life!!! Respawning does not exist, also after getting shot eight times, you can’t heal yourself by taking cover and waiting till the red goop disappears! It’s fuckers like them that are the reason people are not seeing video games as a leisure activity. 
Also you have the idiot (most of the time 50 year olds) who think video games are the reason why violence exists. To these old coots, really? If video games are tools to build war mongers then what the hell game were people playing in the ‘100 years war?  What the hell did ‘Sun Tzu’ play when writing ‘Art of War’?
Just like music, just like movies, just like pictures, Video Games are art and the people who blame their violent actions on art are idiots and we should discuss and think rather than play the blame game. 
To the international readers, This is what America is dealing with. I don’t know if this issue of censorship and blaming media is only an American thing, if not then email us : blacktime.epress@aol.com  
I just had to plug that, I’m in the mood to answer some international email here!!!

I think this topic went from angry at the idiot gamers to defending art, but who cares, this is blogababble and shit happens here! This is the only time where I can let my thoughts out and play a game of  “Wolves and Villagers”. I think that’s what the game is called, it’s a pagan thing, I should look it up but I can’t or else it will ruin my writing vibe. 

Okay, I went the extra mile to search and find out what ‘Wolves and Villagers’ thing was, and I can’t find anything on it. It was a game where people assume roles as (or so I thought) villagers or wolves and the wolves chase the villagers. On ‘Google’ I put the name as well as the keyword ‘Pagan’ and nothing came out, Did I make that game up? 
Email us at: blacktime.epress@aol.com  All answers and comments welcome. Honestly I’m not educated in paganism, and neither is the internet, Satanism my ass.

With the internet and how stupid Hollywood has became, it seems no one can keep a secret or keep things secret anymore. I recently watched a documentary on the making of ‘Alien (1979)’ and Ridley Scott and Dan ‘O’ Bannon talked about how they both wanted the alien creature (The Xenomorph) to not be shown on any of the posters or ads as well as the chest bursting scene which really shocked audiences watching it for the first time in the theater. There’s also speculation that a woman fainted in that scene as well which tells you, that’s how you scare the living bejeezus out of people. Now, horror heavily relies on jumpscares and nothing is secret anymore. If you want to make a monster flick, there is possibility that it is in your contract with the big studio to show the monster (unless you can pull a few strings or be well known) and you have online leaks which no one notices until it hits the internet. It’s a great experience to watch a movie you have not heard of and not expect the twists and crazy things that happen in movies, an example would be ‘Brazil (1985),  from the trailer I saw on ‘YouTube’ I was expecting a kwirky comedy set in a totalitarian like Orwell universe, but the film is much too funny and pretty dark as well as a twist at the end which I will not say here.
In the same subject of Gilliam here, ‘The Fisher King’, this was a poorly marketed film but it was an excellent film (3 ½ out of 4 stars ) and this was a film I saw nothing or heard of, it was a film a stumbled upon late at night. This film had the craziest twists and it increased my enjoyment even more rather than asking “When’s this scene going to happen?” 
My point is seeing less gives the audience more enjoyment like going into a world beyond the imagination rather than knowing what’s going to happen and ruin the journey that could have been great, we walk along the path and we either are amazed or horrified by what we come across. 

Hey 90’s kids, do you remember a show called ‘Moesha’? If you have recently seen this show, you will know it is blatantly CRAPPY!! I saw this on some channel called ‘UP: Uplifting Entertainment’ (which sort of a religious channel but also a channel where they show Tyler Perry plays) and it’s a show my older sister watched back in 1998 (she’s three years older than me) and seeing it now, it’s a bad show. As a kid I didn’t understand what the hell was happening, who the hell is this ‘Brandi’ they call her, I thought her name was ‘Moesha’? Anyhow, The show’s humor comes from people who are being what I call ‘Dickishly Sincere’, that does not make the character any likeable. There are some shows which make use of the comedy in a perfect way, like ’Rosanne’. Yes, we know, Rosanne Barr is not an attractive lady, (ho hell no!!!) but the show makes good use of  the comedy. Both Rosanne and John Goodman’s character (it’s been long since I’ve seen it so sorry if I don’t know the character’s names) are parents of three kids living in a low class situation and use their silly humor to make their lives a teeny tiny bit better. But Moesha, they make jokes that almost sound like insults to each other (Especially to this character named ‘Hakeem’ who has a really bad homelife and you almost feel bad for him when he‘s being told a sincere insult, but he too is also a Dickishly sincere man.). Also the show has this bad tendency to push their message on the viewer’s face, we know drugs are bad, we know stealing is wrong, we know bad stuff is bad. This show is for the family audience (that’s understandable) but this show is meant to be this hip, cool, hey teenagers type of thing which is off setting for me. This show sucks, this show is bad, Way to go 90’s!!! MOESHA SUCKS ASS.
90’s kids, want to watch something that still holds up as a comedy from the decade? ‘The Animaniacs’, that show is still fresh like a grocery store apple!

I don’t have a top 10 list on, I don’t want to ruin the list by doing it all the time. 

Goodnight all.
Or good day.
Depends when you’re reading it.




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