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Cartels ar teh s ucc, Everyone's a fucking martyr, True Story Bruv & Trashy Soap Operas.

3/24/2016

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​Let’s get this over with.

Cartels. I hate them. 
  Killing over white powder, endangering civilian lives, brown on brown crime; they’re scumbags, same with the Mafia, gang bangers & the terrorists. Ya heerrrd me!! 
“Oh but Jebus, they help their communities by providing jobs for the downtrodden (Cough! Drug Mules Cough! Prostitution! Cough! Donating drug money!).” I get it, the poor have given up on the Government they were raised to respect, I get it! The government is just as bad, they’re the reason why the country is the way it is, but did everyone forget that most of these cartel fucks kidnap people, rape, behead people & hang  ‘em in overpasses for all to see? Anyone remember those 47 or so students that were kidnapped & killed? They were activists against cartels & government corruption, either the government down there hired these bandana cowboy hat bastards to silence them or the cartels are such whiny pussies that they did it on their own accord.
“Boo hoo, some students hurted our feelings & don’t appreciate our violent methods. Boo hoo. Let’s kidnap them, kill them & have sex with fat hookers while listening to their families cry on TV.” They’re scum!
I don’t understand how the mainstream media (Especially Univision & all other Latino centric media outlets) bombard their local & world news outlets with El Chapo this, El Chapo that. I’m sick of seeing his fucking Marxist looking mustached face. I’m sick of it & it’s freaking hypocritical. One moment they’re all “Oh Speedy Gonzales is a negative portrayal of Mexican mice. My sensibilities are hurted.” Then the next is all “Hey everyone. Worship the man who provides corruption to Mexico & is the part of the reason why people are afraid to go down South of the border & why Republicans are generalizing all Mexicans as criminals.” Priorities is fucked! So some cartoon character that isn’t that racist (Created in a time when racism was alright) gets the blame, but a fucking murderer and a drug dealer are an OK face to show the kids. That’s like saying “Captain America is a racist portrayal of Americans. Oh, but George W. Bush, nah that’s the guy I want my kids idolizing. He dodged a shoe that was thrown at him. He got tiger reflexes, DA MAYTRIKS!!” or like saying “I know Hitler killed a bunch of people, but his paintings are gorgeous & his medical experiments advanced both the medical & dental world by three years.” Which sadly isn’t far from the truth.
You see how screwed up this is?
Now I’m not saying to ban all the Narco movies, the music or the TV shows, but the news media needs to calm the hell down. We still live in that era where people get their information & views of different cultures from fiction. Yup, FICTION!! That’s right folks, Movies & TV are now the education tool. Want to learn how the Chinese live their day to day lives? Watch the Jet Li ‘Black Mask’ movie. All Asians know kung fu, as depicted in that documentary.
What a messed up world we live in.
And then you get the news reports of celebrities either being involved or meeting El Chapo or some other druglord. They pretty much jumped to the conclusion of  “That celebrity you like, he’s a drug mule & this is a scandal.” That’s the divide there, a poor person caught with drugs is some terrorist criminal that proves the reason as to why the death penalty should be put in effect. For rich people it’s “Rehab this, rehab that. He or she’s going to go to jail for a day in a heavily protected place because we can’t ruin that pretty face or his daddy’s gonna take our jerrbs!!!” 
So after El Chapo’s flabby ass was caught, his celebrity connections/interactions became news, the first being Sean Penn’s supposed interview with the guy (Hollywood Libretards, you know them. Trying to act all conscious & shit). All I know is he wanted an interview, but did he ever get one? If this supposed interview did happen, can we read, see or hear the damn thing? Maybe this was Penn’s supposed ‘sucking up’ to the guy to score a hookup to that china white. Who knows, it’s Sean Penn, every other word he speaks is “SKROONNKK!!” Then I’m hearing about some woman named ‘Kate DeCastillo’ who was involved with El Chapo & she’s pretty much exhiled from Mexico just because she has ties with him & he gave her permission to make a movie based off him (Masturbatory motions). Oh, like the Mexican government has standards all of a sudden! That’s the same government that paid people in food & money to attend the annual celebration celebrating Mexico‘s independence. 
Celebrities & government officials down there had either talked to, were bribed or accepted funding from some Narco drug cartels. Also musicians were privately hired to perform at their drug mansions for parties, this ain‘t anything new.  Some entries ago (I think it was the entry when I talked about Mexican movies) there was a Vice documentary I saw about Narco cinema & I might have mentioned that some of the films with a production value above a micro budget were funded with narco money. Hey, when investors have little faith in your movie, Narcos & grandmothers are the final destination. A prominent actor in the documentary (Forgot his name.) talked about how most of the films he’s acted on used narco funding & he would be hired by these guys & the narcos would dictate what they wanted in the film, what actors or actresses they should hire (Sometimes it would be their family). He didn’t name names but it clearly shows the hypocrisy of it all. 
Now to end this quicker, Narco kids. We get it, you can afford shit & put it out on blast on Instagram. We get it, you vape! You have all the cars & the chicks & your girls have (To quote Al Pachino in ‘Heat’) “A GRRREAT ASSS!!!!!!” We fucking get it, have fun before your sugar daddy gets sent to prison. Jeez. 
Overall, this whole ‘Narco Craze’ won’t last long, but I’m afraid at what the public interest might shift towards. 
“This week in ‘Primero Impacto’, the sexy ladies responsible for ETHNIC CLEANSING!”
 Hey, it can happen, you had the kids back then idolizing ‘Billy The Kid’, shit got extreme from then on. Legalize pot so we can stop seeing those assholes get all the popularity.

BANZAI!!!!!!
  I know I’ve been trying like hell to prevent myself from talking anything related to Trump, but here we go again! Trump rallies, they’ve become bloodsport arenas because everyone wants to be a fucking martyr! So people are infiltrating Trump rallies & think they’re doing a great service by succumbing to fist fights all because of someone supporting an asshole, but they won’t like it if Trump supporters or Hilary supporters start brawls at Sanders rallies. I hate Trump as much as the next guy, but they’re going at it the wrong way here.
Being a proponent of Freedom of Speech, I believe letting an asshole speak to their own crowd is a good price for free speech than sending kids with guns to a war zone & praying they come back in one piece. We don’t have to listen to it, we don’t have to agree with it, but we have to let them speak the same way everyone lets anyone speak their mind. In this day in age that seems like it’s becoming extinct because people get in a bitch fit when someone speaks an unpopular opinion & take a “We don’t agree & we don’t want to think about it. Therefore you are wrong, we are right & you have to conform to the standards of the majority.” way of thinking about it. 
Critical thinking is your passaport to not sounding like an idiot.
I’m not against people protesting & preaching why they shouldn’t vote or support Trump, but at this point the only people they’re educating are the undecided who are so disconnected with the elections. I’m not against the protests, but some bad apples really screwed the pooch, just like the Furgeson protests. 
Come on people, you fucking Democrats just fed into Trump’s fervor. I’m sure Trump talked about how Liberal coloreds are savages, well now he has the visual proof that’s being repeated on the 8 ‘o clock news, THANK YOU FOR FEEDING INTO HIS FERVOR YOU FUCKING LIBRETARD ASSHOLES! Go shove a Prius up your overly offended ass.
Then again he may have paid off stuntmen to set up a fight, instituting an ‘Us VS Them’ mentality to the American flag hat wearing masses. Trump is the epitome of an emotionless, xenophobic corporation; he can pay for image & support, he can pay for a Mexican woman to run up the stage & shout her orgasmic praises of him. He can do it & no one in the higher up position has stopped him.  FUCK THE STUMP CALLED TRUMP.

On another thematically related subject, some KKK assholes stabbed a protestor in California. My question here is “California has a KKK?” This freaked me out, for a liberal state I thought we didn’t have a KKK. Dude, this state is practically Mexico with white people, Arabs & Asians; I thought the KKK was abolished when the state started naming cities ‘El Segundo’ & ‘Little Tokyo’. 
So California has a KKK clubhouse, pathetic. This would’ve never happened if we didn’t vote for ’Jerry Brown’. 
So someone got stabbed by some Nazi fucker & got no conviction or a short jail sentence because AmeriKKKa. LAPD up north is the equivalent of a Southern Sheriff who doesn’t believe the Creature from the Black Lagoon is killing people in their village.
That’s all I wanted to say, it was surprising to know the KKK is alive & well in a state that I thought was the most multi-cultural from any other American state. 
Fucking crazy out there man.
I hope that KKK stabber guy decides to one day step outside without pants, takes a shit in the middle of the road until an ice-cream truck runs him over with his pants on the floor & some fucked up Post-WWII teens laugh at him because he has a micropenus. Yeah, that’s a messed up mind I have there. But you guys enjoy it & that’s why I love all you guys. J <3 <3 <3

I’m sure this isn’t the first time I’ve done this, so let us get into some Entertainment fact/opinion!

TRUTH.
   Remember those old ‘Truth’ commercials from the early 2000’s? That was some amateurish awesomeness. Almost all the commercials were shot on VHS camcorders with a fish eye lense (Looking like a Beastie Boys music video) showing a bunch of activists (Before the term became synonymous with special snowflakes) protesting in front of a tobacco company’s building. There was that advert where they had a bunch of naked protesters lying on the floor (I guess to prove tobacco makes you fat or something. I don’t know). 
My overall opinion on these ads from my childhood is summed up as they were edgy, interesting & thought provoking. They didn’t have some old woman with a hole in her throat telling you outright how cigarette smoking was bad. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but these Truth ads were smartly created to the youth & rather than just telegraphing the message, they made you think about the message & dropped some facts. A little snack for the brain, as I call it. Then they came up with their ‘Crazy World’ campaign sometime in the mid-2000’s which was a little less subtle, but highly successful. The Crazyworld campaign consisted of a fake game show where the prizes were bummers (Like a magician making a kid’s mom disappear without bringing her back) with depressing facts, thus being in relation to how in reality Tobacco companies are getting away with what they do because they’re a corporation. Then sometime in the late 2000’s & early 2010’s (Yup, we’ve gotten to that point) they were in a haitus (I believe). I know there are those ‘Above the Influence’ ads that were pretty interesting in their own right, especially that recent one where the girl has to pull out a tooth or tear out her skin to pay for a pack of smokes, but were far from the uniqueness that were the Truth ads. A little gratuitous & sometimes dumb (Like that current advert of the monster that crawls inside the cigarette box), but gets the message across. 
In recent times (When Fox premiered their  ‘Animation Domination HD’ block on a Saturday) Truth came back & this time they were saluting all of us young people for being the first generation to have the lowest number of smokers. Woo hoo, Truth was back & I don’t know how true that statement was, but okay. Whoot. Little did I know this would be a prelude to the cancerous horrors that would make me urinate a brick. 
The return advert was nothing but text on screen with minimalist diagrams & stock pop music that didn’t rape the ears. Then they decided to unleash  their horrid monstrosity to the world, their ‘(hash tag) LEFT SWIPE DAT’ campaign that is one of theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee most ponderous pieces of shit I’ve ever seen in the 22 years I’ve been alive on this god forsaken planet! Deer god, this was like those assemblies you go to in High School to see some school Improv troupe try to be funny, but all it is it’s some 30 minute play full of name droppings of current celebrities & rappers just so they can “RELATE TO THE KIDZ!!!” Because heaven forbid we make the audience think at one of our performances. These ads make me want to commit genocide more than that trailer to ‘Fuller House’ did. 
Left swipe that, more like “Left swipe my hand to your face!” Then you had that online video where it was nothing but people asking to smoke, then all those once popular ‘Interweb Mae Maes’ come to life saying “It’s a trap!” from the Overly Attached Girlfriend to that Japanese gerbil with the shocked face. Sadly, no ‘Chocolate Rain‘ man, no ‘Hide Yo Kids‘ guy & none of them involving ‘Admiral Ackbar’ which originated the ‘It‘s a Trap!’ meme. I guess Truth couldn’t pay Disney for the use I guess & are racist. Yes, I‘m playing the race card, current ‘Truth‘ doesn‘t requite critical thinking, they don‘t deserve that ‘Privelage.’ YOOO!  
The ones that piss me off even more are the ones with text telling how Tobacco corporations are gonna destroy the internet, just because some girl happens to take a picture while holding a cigarette. Tobacco Corps aren’t gonna destroy the internet, Cable/Internet companies are. Truth is the reason why those who quit cold turkey are coming back to the habit to spite those annoying fucks. 
Now to be honest, smoking is a bad habit & Truth’s intentions aren’t evil. My problem is the way they’re going about it. You look at the original ads from the early 2000’s & they were cool & stylized with their own look & style. This new Truth campaign has become the very thing they despised, taking the approach to connect to the youth of today by succumbing to pandering, the same way a Tobacco company would go about marketing if they could sell cigarettes to minors. And that god awful techno music they play, it makes me want to listen to ‘Skrillex’. Yup, even Skrillex is more tolerable to my ears than that crap they played in those adverts & Skrillex is just some British guy pressing play & pause on his macbook. 
(Recommendation: Drums of Death is a pretty cool, techno group.)
Truth……y’all used to be hip & with it. Now you’re unhip & too with it. They’ve become the equivalent of an undercover  30 year old cop going into a high school wearing a tucked in Polo shirt, slacks & mirrored shades trying to connect with the kids by saying “What is up my African American pal? Up your hose with a rubber nose, Barbarino!”
This is reminding me of ‘D.A.R.E’ that was the hip & edgy 90’s anti-drug/tobacco/ gang alternative youth program of the 90’s & by the time I got old enough to join they became ‘GAP (Gay Ass People. I’m kidding, it stood for ‘Gang Alterative Program’) which was like that politically correct parent that fed their kids saltines & bottled water.
Be straight to the point about it, no need for the flash & pandering for whatever message you‘re trying to instill to the youth. Bring back those commercials with that lady with the hole in her throat! That shit was scary & true, as will be explained…..now!

TRUE STORY BRUV
   Not gonna lie, this is a fucking true story here. Back in sophomore year I had a ceramics class where the teacher was in charge of an Anti-smoking program at school & one day she brought in a woman from the commercials that aired here in California (I’d say this was 2011/2010). 
I always saw the commercial with this old woman in front of the camera talking with a hole in her throat & thought “That;s CGI. They’re just trying to prove a point any way possible.” It wasn’t CGI, the woman was there in the flesh in Ceramics class, with a hole in her throat & she was telling us of how smoking ruined her life. That moment changed my perspective on things & I will never forget that day & her presence.  The lady with the hole in her mouth is real. She didn’t do some break dancing or some techno performance, she just talked about her experience & that was all we needed to hear. 
To all you straight edge kids, keep being straight edge. To all you smokers, good luck. Good luck fighting the fight against spiting ‘Truth‘ by going back to your vice. I’m tired of humanity. And to all you Vapers, what the hell are you guys even? I don’t get it.

And now to move onto something lighter here.
So last week I pushed aside the topic of a messed up soap opera to talk about lizard people or some French girl something or other. I don’t know, I don’t reread what I post.

TRASHY SMUT SOAP OPERA
   When I was a kid, in the days of yore before Online streaming, You Tube & video games, I watched PBS kids. Sometimes my mom would push me to the side, commandeer the remote to watch ‘Univision’ which always (Still to this day) airs nothing but soap operas. The soap opera I remember to this day that she loved to watch was an anthology series called ‘Mujer: Casos de la Vida Real’ (Translation: Women: Real Life Cases), a show where audiences sent letters (I’m sure that’s how it went) that would be read & would have episodes written around the letters & it would be read by the host (who was a famed Mexican actress during Mexico’s cinematic heyday of the 50’s & 60’s) ‘Silvia Pinal’. She would introduce the episode’s two short stories related to the letter she read & my god, something tells me the writers were hired to make them as trashy as they can or the housewives who write in have got some serious issues they‘re getting off their chest. 

Fun Fact: The show debuted in Mexico around the day it suffered one of the most destructive earthquakes in 1984, which gave the show the highest TV ratings in history.

Ladies & Gentlemen, this is one of the most messed up soap operas I’ve ever seen. Growing up in a house full of women, I had to sit through some of the most sappy, melodramatic pieces of crap that grace the ‘Televisa’ logo (A mass media company in Mexico that’s known for their cheapest soaps & all around programming in Mexico), but ‘Mujer: Casos De La Vida Real’ wasn’t afraid to trancend its safe space to be fucked up (Well, fucked up as FCC standards showed). Don’t get me wrong, the show (Well, mainly the later seasons) had their sappy & over melodramatic moments (THE L IFE IS CRUEL!!!), but this show wasn’t afraid to be exploitative, the same way an Exploitation film doesn‘t shy away from the violence. I tell you, this show has more dead babies than romance subplots. The show’s later writers weren’t afraid to sacrifice logic & their little credibility to prove their point on certain topics & it was at times sickening to watch, but most of the time it was one of the most gorgeous train wrecks you will ever see in Spanish speaking TV. 
There was an episode where a woman was getting married with a dream guy, but the mother in-law doesn’t approve of her son’s love. What does she do? She hires a bunch of scumbags to break into the woman’s house, rape her while one of the guys takes Polaroid pictures & sends them to her son so he can think his fiancé is cheating on him with other men. You know the messed up part of this episode was? The in-law gets away with it, scott free & I was a kid watching this with my mom!! Not only did that piss me off, but it just ends with the in-law smiling & Silvia Pinal popping up on screen being like “Life’s a bitch, then you die.” 2 EDGY 4 DA KIDZ.
My mom is what you would call a conservative woman with conservative views when it comes to entertainment. She is the kind of woman who outright commanded me as a kid to never dress up like the punk rocker walking down the street. She disapproves of on screen kisses & scenes where a woman gives birth (Even though we knew it was fake). She was that kind of woman, oh but some show where an in-law commands a rape, FOR THE KIDS! Let him watch! It’s weird logic.
That’s not the only crazy shit I saw,  there’s another episode I just saw (On YouTube of all places & the comments section will either make you laugh or cry) appropriately about a father who brings home a computer, much to his stern wife’s dismay. So the dad & son are so amazed by the wonders of ‘The Internet,’ while his wife thinks it’s some devil’s tool. Then the dad becomes sucked into the seductive, mad & moral-less world of INTERNET PORN! Well, not internet porn, just a Microsoft Works page full of bikini women, but apparently that’s considered porno now. So lo & behold the dad becomes addictive & his wife catches him zipping off his pants in front of a webcam. It was one of the most freaking hilarious scenes I’ve ever seen in which the wife grabs the keyboard & slams it on the dude’s head. To make the scene more hilarious as fuck, the role of the dad was played by an actor (Forgot his name, but he has grey curly hair. All my Mexican readers, email me if you know his name: blacktime.epress@aol.com) who is known for starring in sex comedy films from the 80’s till the 90’s! His last line is probably the greatest line I’ve ever heard in the history of watching schlock: “I do it because you never touch me anymore!!”
BLOOOSH!!!!!!!! My mind just blew. I will use that line when I had enough with people.
This show was a perfect example of some dude in the higher ups at Televisa saying “I don’t care what you do or say, just make it bring in the ratings!”, thus bringing us this gold mine of trashy as fuck beauty! I don’t know if the show was like this in its early seasons, I doubt it was this trashy. Then they decided to extend stories into a mini-series & the one I’m currently watch today, let’s just say they don’t have the budget to make an Virus/Containment drama. You could tell the episode was created during the ‘Swine Flu’ epidemic because the villain is a Mexican guy playing an Asian in yellow face (I wish I were fucking kidding) who hides into a hotel that contains the other characters that are interwoven into the drama & are dealing with their own hardships. It’s pretty fucking racist & terribly written, but at the same time my eyes are open wide, not missing a millisecond from the train wreck that is taking place. 
To all the moms everywhere, expose your kids to fucked up stuff!

To end this entry, I fucking hate Spring. 
  Let me explain, I’m not at all pissed off at the warm temperatures (though being in California it can get out of hand) but I’m annoyed by what the season brings out in people. The first one of my issues with Spring are the door to door solicitors. I’m discounting the guys that sell corn with parmesan cheese, the ice cream vendors & those guys who are sent out to sell ‘Dominoes Pizza’, but they rarely knock on the door when I need them the most. Them guys are spared, but the people that drive me to insanity are these suit wearing, formal dress wearing idiots that knock on my door & ask me about the ‘TRUE’ word of god. 
Alright, regardless of whether I was still practicing religion or not, that still drives me nuts. Really, guys? You’re going to interrupt my chores (Consisting of washing dishes, vacuuming the carpet, taking out the trash, reading emails & memes) just to give me a sales pitch I’m the least interested in? It’s arrogant, they’re trying to ‘prove’ that their religion is better than anyone else’s. Doesn’t matter if you’re Athiest, Buddist, or that religion with the awesome leg dancing, they want your ‘salvation’, despite worshiping the opposite side of that same religious coin. It pisses me off because they think we (The smart people) are so fucking stupid that we’d walk into anything we’re lured to! It’s all arrogance & I hate it, I hate them & I hope they see how it feels being bothered by some new & upcoming religion. (Church of the Flying Spagetti Monster, Anyone? Or how about The Church of the SubGenius?) 
I’ve had a history with these assholes, as a kid me & my parents would lock ourselves into the bedroom (A la Anne Frank style) when they came knocking. From what my parents told me, they let them in once & all they did was comment on the way they lived. From commenting on the paint job of the apartment room & hawking their “If you pray to our god, you’ll get some good luck voodoo & live in a house. Fuck them & their white bread religion. (And there goes my religious readership, if we even had one.)
It doesn’t matter if we push people into a specific religion or not, not only are all religions the same shit with different rules, but also people will find their own way whether they’re pushed into it or not & it’s the shit that Baptists & JoHoes do that steer people away from their religion. That’s how the public views Baptism & Joe Hoes, the religion that bothers people on their doorstep. 
My point is, it’s always Spring whenever they’re so worried about our salvation & want to invade our personal space & it drives me up the fucking wall (Exrocism style!). 

Holidays, spring has some of the most weird fucking holidays like Mardi Gras. Bead necklaces for boobs, I feel the drunk slutty women are getting short changed here. Cheap 99cent store beads that end up being thrown away or forgotten for showing their own boobs. Like, I’d at least trade a taco for boobs or I don’t know, marriage counseling for boobs. But wait, what if the boobs aren’t worth the food or marriage counseling? Who’s bright fucking idea was it to exchange boobs for beads anyway? I’m sure as hell it wasn’t the jackass who invented ‘Girls Gone Wild’.
Jean Baptiste Le Moyne Sieur de Bienville, you poopface!!
I don’t think this is a conspiracy theory, but I truly believe the Easter bunny was conceived by marketing execs who accidentally ate some shrooms they found at a graphic designer’s work desk. Why else would a bunny be jumping around carrying eggs? I didn’t grow up thinking the easter bunny was real, my parents didn’t really get into that stupid as hell lie of the Easter Bunny. 
What I thought of Easter was a time when moms & dads hid eggs & all of us kids competed (A la Hunger Games) to get most of the good eggs. I thought it was a game!!! 
I can kinda (Though I disagree with it) understand the sense of wonder behind Santa Clause & that totalitarian as hell ‘Elf on the Shelf’ crap, but what the fuck is the point behind the Easter Bunny? He’s not really promoting the good in every kid or rewarding kids for being nice, what is the point behind the bunny? I don’t get the bunny, I’m not feelin it, I don’t feel the bunny! Easter celebrates fertility, so the bunny touched diddlies with a chicken? This holiday was created by a sick fucked up human that was under the influence & wants to cross breed species to bring them military diplomacy & have all the countries fear us.
Along with Easter you got ‘St.Patricks Day’, a holiday proving us that the Irish have such thick skin. If this were some other culture with this same holiday of stupid drunkenness, there would be complaints up the ass, especially in this politically correct climate. Same goes with ‘Cinco De Mayo’, Mexicans don’t give a fuck & the only people bitching about cultural sensitivity are people who are so strayed away from the culture, they’re practically white. Worse things can happen than a drunk American person wearing a sombrero or a four leaf clover, a lot worse. Now that I think about it, the Irish are the Mexicans of Europe & that’s kick fucking ass, UNITY! We from different races have to band together & fight the common evil that plagues our world.
I have nothing else to add about St.Patrick’s Day, other than Elementary school kids are fucking pricks. I couldn’t afford green so I was the punching bag in this time of year & also I fucking hate drunks. Drunks are selfish assholes, first it’s all “Hur hur hur. I’m humping a mailbox! Time to vomit on some cute girl.” then the next it’s all “I’m sorry I ran over a pet lizard. I was drunk, I’m a good boy! Wah wah wah!!”
Screw ‘em all.

That does it for this month’s (hopefully for this week) entry of Blogababble. I am making great timing with ‘The Girl Lost in the City of Gods & Devils’, the sequel to ‘He Came Tumbling Over’. So get ready to read this new series soon. Adventures in Pancakes will come back & I’m at work with that too & I’m still going through some schedule conflicts, so please be patient if any time discrepancies arise.
Until next time, don’t be an idiot. 

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Here’s a little extra:

PEEPS
I believe I’m with the majority when I say Peeps are the most disgusting pieces of so-called ‘Fuud’ I’ve ever tasted. Kraft Marshmallows are way better & they both have the same chemical shit. Peeps are just plain marshmallows with no taste, decorated in colored sugar, that’s the type of crap the government feeds prisoners at GitMo. I don’t get the mainstream’s annual necessity to advertise peeps. They’re fucking gross, we get it! Peeps suck.

Formal Wear
Why is Easter the formal wear holiday? Seriously, of all the holidays why does the season when the weather gets warm the one when the holiday people decide “Let’s wear a suit & tie.” You ladies get to wear spring dresses that have flowers & put some air down there. I don’t do the formal wear in Easter anymore because my family doesn’t celebrate Easter anymore & I gotta say “Thank GOODNESS!!” Seriously, nothing sucks more than wearing a suit shirt with black pants, sweating like a baked potato & seeing all the other kids run around wearing their T-shirts & shorts & sneakers, normal people clothes! Especially being in parks & doing nothing but sitting there while surrounded by families having fun. 
You know, I do question why my parents were & still are practicing catholics but acted like Baptists & JoHos. My parent’s sterness fits their criteria! Hahahah enough about religion. 
Still, I don’t understand the reasoning behind formal wear & Easter, & we’re poor so it doesn’t matter what we wear, we’re not a fucking country club. Of all the seasons to choose from (Except summer), why’s the warm one the holiday the one people decide to dress in layers? Fall seems like a formal wear deal, same goes to Winter. Then again, formal wear is an anytime thing, but you’ll probably still be thought of as a religious solicitor if you decide to wear formal wear. Thanks a lot, bitches.

Whoopie.



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