He no rikie deh Sony.
I really don’t get this new generation of people that rely on the ‘Like’, I really don’t. You got people who do anything for the Likes, whether it be setting themselves on fire or recording their grandmas as they stumble on these modern day famous people. I’m not joking, my younger sister (Who is the very epitome of a retarded millennial) likes to watch some young guy tell his grandma fabricated stories while name dropping a current pop star & the whole point of the ‘humor’ is that the grandma believes his lies. He’ll say something like “Jennifer Lawrence called me an S.O.B” & the grandma would believe it. HAR HAR HAR OLD BITCH BELIEVES EVERYTHING SHE HEARS! That’s a fucking insult to the elderly, yes I’m defending the old farts in this case. As much as I hate the ignorant decisions & ignorant attitudes of the majority of those baby boomers, I will defend them on this. Imagine if some alien creature abducts you then asks you if you are aware that a ‘Blomjorn’ will make an impact on ‘Pathogen congress’ in which Malyothorpes will cause massive calibration. You sit there, respond with “Yeah?” & all these aliens laugh at you because you don’t know shit! That’s how this old woman feels. I swear, this generation of asshole teens/ tweens should pick up a textbook, learn some history instead of replying with “I don’t know, 1890-something? Yasss!” To all you millennial teens who are smart & notice the bullshit of your generation, I tip my hat to you sir or madam! Though I’m not that quick to judge everyone because every generation, every gender, every race, every species has it’s share of assholes. We mustn’t forget that, people. Sure our cultures & ethnicities & genders may be relative, but not everyone is a saint.
I’m going off format & I’m just going to go wherever instead of going through a structured article based format with headlines. The headline format, as much as I like making headlines & kinda try to write like a journalist again, I go way off topic. In times like this when someone bad who is acquitted or not indicted, I’m going to ring my ‘System is Broken’ alarm. Guess who else was indicted this week? The asshole cops who choked a man for ‘allegedly’ (I don’t know the specifics of whether he was or wasn’t) selling cigarettes! These weren’t meth cigarettes or deadly doobies (I’m pretty sure those exist), these were cigarettes & a guy was choked to death because of it. Cigarettes, let that sink in, cigarettes!! I did say ‘Allegedly’ so I’m not sure whether this was true or an idiotic ‘reason’ to choke a man out.
“I CAN’T BREATHE.” Eric Garner’s last words which will haunt his family & everyone with a conscience.
The thing I’m sickened is that there were four guys who dropped him down & it looked like two people choking him. He’s a big guy, but seriously, chokehold? Tasers!!!! People would also say that is inhuman, but being shocked or pepper sprayed is better than death!!! I’m not saying that the use of pepper spray or tasers on someone unarmed is justified, I’m saying that it’s better than killing. I’m also pretty sure dogs cannot die from electric tasers, yet these pussy cops decided to shoot them, as well as unarmed men.
You know for the many cop movies I’ve seen (& They’re typically the ‘BANG BANG BANG, Bad guy shot), I even know that cops use force when someone is hostile. Watch any episode of cops (From the 80’s & 90’s) & these guys would tackle a man who is fighting them! Eric Garner, Treyvon Martin, Michael Brown, & a lot more who aren’t being covered or noticed, these people weren’t using force or resisting arrest. Just today I saw yet another news story on a man who was shot just because of a seat belt violation & more keep on coming like a girl whose dad was shot in front of his daughter, this is pretty fucking obvious that asshole cops are having a fucked up cowboy power fantasy. Like I said about cop movies, I always heard that a cop doesn’t shoot if he’s not being shot at. This whole thing has gone insane, I bet these assholes are the kind that would watch ‘Die Hard’ & think “I’ma do dis at work!”
The thing I found awesome is the wife of Eric Garner, she rejected the apology of the officer who killed her husband. That’s justifiable, that poor woman has five children, do they really think an apology will fix the gaping wound that they created? The more shootings that happen, the less respect & trust the public will have for law enforcement & that isn’t a future that I want generations ahead to experience. Cops are good people, or were good people, but we still have cops that are doing their duty, yet they’re the ones that are either fired from their job or drowned in this whole third riech Nazi shit.
I am sick of cops abusing their powers. I know I’ve said this countless times before but I’m fucking sick of it!!! From now on I’ll be using my ‘System is Broken’ alarm when shit like this appears on my radar.
I just started seeing pictures being spread around of an undercover cop pointing a gun at protestors, what the bloody fucking hell!!!! It appears that the undercover cop has been triggering riots so the ‘Shock troopers’ can have a reason for arresting & smacking batons in pregnant bellies. Also, I came across a picture of SWAT members starting fires which I’ll reserve judgment because the facts aren’t there . I saw a video but it was a bullshit video mainly because it was an ‘Analysis’ despite the person who uploaded it didn’t play the video which makes it look very shady. FACT CHECKING: Making sure you don’t sound like a retard on the internet or outside your home.
I might be forgetting a few current affairs issues that have bugged me this week but I want to move on. This is going to be a rant (Hahah, when isn’t it a rant? Am I right?) against a group of people that I have come across with this week. So the last week, on a Friday, a crew of plumbers from a company called ‘Infinity Plumbing’ came to my home to replace the pipes. These guys asked for everyone to vacate the apartment from 8:00am to 4pm. Yeah, for an introvert like me that was a huge stretch. Then again I don’t think I qualify as an introvert, I love to go out but after a period of time I get sick of it & I want to go inside to play some Xbox. So what the fuck did I do? I went to a park, then went to another park because what the hell is someone supposed to occupy themselves for nine fucking hours? I really wanted to go to a thrift shop just to kill time & see what I can grab, but I was outnumbered by a vote. (I had the cash, I wanted to see whether I could find a source book for a ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ or any other RPG game.) So it was freaking boring & would have gone over better if I had a job or classes to go to. So after spending 9 hours trying to read while drunk crazy hobos talked louder than farts, we go home. The plumbers have left the building, but left holes in the walls with nothing but construction paper covering it. Way classy guys, as well as not cleaning up after themselves, there was debris on the floor. What the bloody fuck ‘Infinity Plumbing’, can you at least clean up? Then I find a fucking notice saying they will come back on a Monday with the hours 8am to 4pm. This time I was prepared to kill my boredom, I filled my satchel with my comic books, red gameboy, pen & paper (because I always come up with ideas when not thinking it.) & I brought along a puzzle that I got for two dollars at a 99cent store (Yeah, can you believe that?). So as a family spent a good chunk of time going to San Pedro & going to that park with that huge ass Korean bell & to that glass cathedral that looks like a Pagan church. Woo loo loo, pagans are evil. Haven‘t you seen ‘The Wicker Man‘, they‘ll make you play ‘Elder Scrolls‘ games & force you to listen to mediocre flute music. Woo loo loo! I‘m kidding everyone, mass respect to my pagan readers here. I spent 3 hours in the high upper class part of California. As a side note, I don’t get these neighborhoods & the people that live them. Can upper class rich people smell poverty or have some sensor that detects someone that doesn’t make 1K a week? Serious to Karma god here, every single person there was looking at me like something out of ‘They Live’. Or was it my fucking tan skin? Huh, darkie can’t be in San Pedro, but even the black people were looking at me that way. What the fuck, San Pedro is scary & home to a bunch of wannabe O.G Gangstaz. Here are some tips to all of you who are planning to go to California . Don’t go to Palos Verdes, unless you’re Robin Hood or want to get a D.W.B by gay bicycle cops (Calm down gay people, it‘s a joke). Compton isn’t the same as it was in the 90’s, oh no wait, yeah it still is to the last detail of the generic Oakland Raiders fan. Lomita C.A is full of churches, it gets creepy. And finally, Bellflower is full of beautiful people. I don’t know what’s in their the tap water that they’re using but everyone looks way too damn beautiful (And I know someone from Bellflower who looks like a Vogue model)!! Now, back to topic, after going to what looked like the set of ’Modern Family’ I went back to the ghetto & spent the rest of these hours at a park trying my hand at a puzzle with my older sister. After some hours this guy & lady come out of nowhere, sit in the table next to ours & start talking loud as fuck while she sets up her Dominoes. She was a crazie, I mean like a shopping cart hobo/ flinging poop crazy that yells to get attention. Before anyone starts saying that I have a bias against the homeless, let me explain here. I’m all for supporting the homeless & resolving the issue of homelessness, those guys didn’t choose to live that way (Except drunkards, drug addicts & asshole neighbors who deserve it). I’m not a rich yuppie here, but the kind of people I hate are these loud mouth assholes who decide to ruin some person’s game of chess or a puzzle & try to have you involved into their conversation that isn’t my business! That’s what hobo lady & hobo man did, they wanted me to talk about their encounters with their other hobo friends. I don’t know shit about their friends & I asked politely to keep their voices down. Yet they continued & it was time to leave that god awful park, Wilmington Park with that slave owner mansion (Oh don‘t defend it Wilmington, the mansion is painted white & it had a long backyard, there‘s no way in hell that the guy who owned the place didn‘t have slaves). If I stayed there any longer I would have gotten a handful of puzzle pieces & threw it at them. I’m sorry I sound like Patrick Bateman here, but I do not approve of loudmouth assholes ruining a person’s reading or game that requires silence & thinking! It’s like, Imagine if I ruined their dominoes game by jumping onto their table & kicked their dominoes, decided to tap dance. Knowing myself I am not a dancer, but you all understand what I mean. Ruining a thinking man’s book or game is not cool! You do not fuck with a thinking man’s game, doesn‘t matter if you‘re rich, poor, middle class or a hobo, you don‘t fuck with a thinking man‘s game!!! To refresh everyone’s minds, I don’t hate hobos, I just hate people who decide to fuck shit up by moving their tramps at loud volumes! Especially when reading a comic book & some idiot decides to say the sound effects out loud from each panel, like I really needed that. That happened to me at high school when I was reading the ‘AKIRA’ manga. So, it’s 4pm & the sun has set & what we find is the holes haven’t been filled. Why weren’t the holes filled in? Instead the plumbers replaced the shower head & the shower knobs which weren’t broken. Why fix what isn’t broken? I swear these plumbers work faster than eight hours. All I have to say is the people we got at ‘Infinity Plumbing’ are fucking twats who decided “Hey, eight hours will be enough for us to work two hours & use the rest to twiddle our thumbs in your home while you get bored out of your ass being in a park for 8 hours!!!” Also I was kind of worried that these guys would steal our stuff, you can’t be too sure. Steal my books & I will hunt all of you down! I also blame the landlord, that deflated John Tuturo looking fucker with his incoherent Marlon Brando voice, he can go & buy the land on his ass so he can fuck himself! I’d like to see him try to kill eight hours while he has no work or home to go to. What also bugged me out of this is the workers said to clear the space off my closet because they might tear down that wall on the closet. I told them that there are no water pipes on that wall, it’s just a wall with studs on it. According to scruffy home depot looking guys I don’t know shit about plumbing. If I had pipes that connected to the bathroom in my closet, I’d hear a rush of water every time someone flushed. So anyway I cleared all the heavy boxes out of the closet & used my bed as a place to store the clothing. I should have taken a picture, my room looked like a messed up storage unit. The day they began to blast holes in the walls, no holes were blasted on my closet which made my moving of boxes & clothing pointless. So yeah, Infinity Plumbing, go fuck yourselves!!! You ruined my week with your eight hour bullshit & your wall stupidity. I can go after them in a customer report, but I don’t know any of the guy’s names & how can you judge a whole company that might be full of competent plumbers with something eight guys did. This isn’t Comcast people. What is weird about this is now the holes were filled by two guys, though they aren’t from Infinity Plumbing. I don’t know who they are but two men filled the holes in the whole apartment. What the bloody frick fracking fuck? I BLESS THOSE GUYS FOR DOING SOMETHING EIGHT MEN TOOK THREE DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH! But this whole experience just taught me something, never bet on plumbers hired by a landlord, hire someone who’s competent & ghetto parks are messed up places.
I’m going to take the time here to tell you all what the deal is happening, I am in the middle of making the ‘Adventures in Pancakes Annual #2’ & I’m in a bit of a tizzy here. I don’t know if this will be in color. Coloring it will take a lot of time & I want it to focus on inking it. So that’s it for Psycho Pancake, he’ll be back & ready to take on the North Korean communists. I have a few ideas for comic strips, a few in which I’ll debut the coming year so watch out for that.
Earlier last year I’ve said I would continue doing ‘Welcome to the Dissidents’. If you’re coming here late in the game, Welcome To The Dissidents is an adventure series following three guys & their female leader in their mission to take out the corrupt government which is the American Government who owns every continent in the world, except for Canada. I’ve looked back at the first season & I’m not as proud of it as I should be. I can explain the reasoning for that, I wrote that without an outline. Unlike ‘He Came Tumbling After’, I wrote that in a very excited state & I wrote it as I went along. If you dug that first season, fine by me. I just want everyone to know that this coming year I will put my effort in this new season. This will be the season that can work as a jumping on point. The first season is nothing but an introduction to the characters, my favorite being ‘Psiko’. This season, shit is about to go down, I want to explore more of the dystopia that they’re in, I want to focus a little on Helena The Barbarian who is also known as ‘The Paradoxical Girl’ & everything the WCC is up to. So yes, this is official, I am planning to go on with a new season of ‘Welcome To The Dissidents’. If you know anyone who’s into resistance fighters or hell, if they like ‘The Hunger Games’ but thought it lacked a punk aesthetic, get them to read ‘Welcome To The Dissidents’. Even though it’s free to read here in this site, you’ll still feel you got a lot of bang for your buck.
So that’s the inside scoop with Blacktime & what you can expect. I hope I can get three times as more of the readership than I got this year (Then again I don’t know if Google Analytics is telling me the truth of the fare I get on the site) & I hope to get some comments. If you are reading this, comment! Do the whole ‘Firsties!’ thing, troll me, I don’t care, just comment. Did I ever tell you the first comment I got on the Blacktime Facebook page was from a troll who was angry at me because I made fun of ‘Sarah Jessica Parker’? Yup, I got trolled because I poked fun at a woman who looks like a horse & hasn’t done anything relevant since 2007. Beat that.
Before I leave, I want to mention film trailers that I watched recently.
Everyone who knows me knows that I’m a huge Mad Max guy, I loved ‘The Road Warrior’ when I saw it as a kid & the first Mad Max was beautiful in the way it was executed. I don’t care what anyone says, ‘Beyond Thunderdome’ was entertaining. The trailer for the new one coming titled ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, there’s no chance that will be a tame PG-13 film, that is going to be extreme as hell & we will all comfort ourselves in the carnage. I saw that George Miller decided to have the car explosions be real cars exploding instead of relying on CGI. Though he did use CGI for the massive sand storms which I don’t think could be done in practical effects. Well it can be done but it might not look as good. Then again anything can be done in practical effects & look as good. It’s great to see real things explode because I’m sick of fake computer generated imagery on film, it lacks realism & it doesn’t amaze me. I wanna see real shit blow up!!
I already spoke on the stupid ‘Controversy’ behind the black storm trooper in the Star Wars VII trailer, but this time I’m going to talk about the whole teaser. It intrigued me, just like the teaser for both prequels for ‘Attack of the Clones’ & ‘Revenge of the Sith’, though all of us here know those prequels stank. I’m intrigued by the trailer for the upcoming Star Wars flick & I will be seeing it. I noticed that they’re going back to the original designs for the X-Wing jets, though that adds more to the confusion of the cosmetic changes. One thing I hope is that JJ Abrams keeps the classic style of the original trilogy & doesn’t modernize them for this ADHD generation. I watched ‘A New Hope’ recently & what astounded me was that the first 10 minutes with R2-D2 & C-3PO play like a silent film when they both take their separate ways on Tatooine. I liked that & I hope JJ does something of that caliber in the coming film. I also noticed the droid was a real practical droid on screen. YAY!!!!
And finally, we got one of the most intriguing trailers for a sad movie called ‘White God’. I’m against censorship & when it comes to film if you don’t like something that you don’t want to see in the theater, don’t watch it. I will not see this film, mainly because I hate to see sad movies & this film reminds me of this film a couple of friends have told me called ‘Plague Dogs’ (It was made by the same animation studio & people who made ‘Watership Down‘ so that pretty much explains what the film is about). The trailer explains that the film is about a girl who stays with his divorced father & she takes her lovable dog with her. At his home the divorced dad gets complaints about the dog to where he abandons the girl’s dog because why not, ALL MEN ARE EVIL! IF YOU WERE BORN WITH A PENIS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER! And so the trailer cuts to the girl finding her dog & her dog looking the girl & trying to survive in the streets while coming across other stray dogs. I cannot endure that shit, I will not watch that goddamn movie because I can already sense a fucked up death from a mile away. You know how foreign films are, WE KILL CUTE THINGS TO FUCK YOU UP! (Japan). Yup, I went there. The film is Hungarian & I’m sure the film won’t get a nationwide release because everyone is such a vanilla dumb nut here in America (We didn‘t even get a theatrical release for ‘The Zero Theorem‘). Still, I will not watch that sad as fuck film, it looks like a dog version of ‘Watership Down’. A film I’ve only seen screenshots of & that’s a pretty fucked up movie. Just to show everyone, I may sound like a violent & angry nut when spewing anger on politics, but at the end of the day I love cute animals!!! I might watch ‘John Wick’, that flick is about Keanu Reeves fucking people up who killed his dog. What a mindset, I won’t watch a sad dog film but I will watch Keanu Reeves killing people who killed his dog. I LIKE VIOLENCE TOWARDS HUMANS J Humanity fucked up the world, humanity’s gonna pay.
Annie, I’m not a fan so I don’t care but that has been getting a lot of hate from racists. I’m very sure those people who have their panties in a bunch were kids from the 30’s who were raised off of listening to Annie in the cars they were living in. I’m not against cosmetic changes to characters, only when they change the character to cash in on a demographic is when I get agitated. If you turn superman into an Asian, but still have his character be the do gooder boy scout, I won’t care as long as the stories are good because that’s all that maters to me. As for the Annie movie, I’m way above the demographic for the film & it’s a freaking remake. The first Annie was made in 1982 around there, then they remade it in the late 90’s & now again in 2014. Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
And last but not least, ‘The Interview’ which looks way too politically correct, yet Sony has cancelled the film because they got hacked & they believe the North Koreans did it. Bitch, please! Them motherfuckers can’t afford paint for their buildings, what makes them think that they are able to hack a Multi-million dollar corporation. Also, the people who hacked them call themselves the GOP (Guardians Of Peace. Hah, Irony) have left a picture that looked like the ironic PC Photoshop art that I always see on Tumblr. Also, how the fuck do N.Koreans know what a GOP is. My guess it’s some mid west kids that took advantage of their underground tech & got away undetected using Kim Jeong & the film as a scapegoat. Sony & the theaters that refuse to show this film are a bunch of pussies, yet Sony is the same company that would backstab a creator just to rise on the corporate ladder. In the 80’s movies got away with poking fun at the Ruskies. In the 90’s we had ‘Hot Shots: Part Deux’ in which half the whole film pokes fun at Saddam Hussein, as well as ‘The Siege & True Lies‘ where middle easterners were the villains. I can’t count how many films in the 2000’s poked fun at Osama Bin Laden but I can sure count how many sketch comedy shows (SNL, Mad TV, etc) took advantage of that evil man. I do not know how good or bad the film is, I’m kinda irritated by Seth Rogen, James Franco isn’t that great but I will defend the 1st amendment & having a corporation remove a film after it being made is an infringement of free speech. So to Sony, you are all pussies!!!
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I really don’t get this new generation of people that rely on the ‘Like’, I really don’t. You got people who do anything for the Likes, whether it be setting themselves on fire or recording their grandmas as they stumble on these modern day famous people. I’m not joking, my younger sister (Who is the very epitome of a retarded millennial) likes to watch some young guy tell his grandma fabricated stories while name dropping a current pop star & the whole point of the ‘humor’ is that the grandma believes his lies. He’ll say something like “Jennifer Lawrence called me an S.O.B” & the grandma would believe it. HAR HAR HAR OLD BITCH BELIEVES EVERYTHING SHE HEARS! That’s a fucking insult to the elderly, yes I’m defending the old farts in this case. As much as I hate the ignorant decisions & ignorant attitudes of the majority of those baby boomers, I will defend them on this. Imagine if some alien creature abducts you then asks you if you are aware that a ‘Blomjorn’ will make an impact on ‘Pathogen congress’ in which Malyothorpes will cause massive calibration. You sit there, respond with “Yeah?” & all these aliens laugh at you because you don’t know shit! That’s how this old woman feels. I swear, this generation of asshole teens/ tweens should pick up a textbook, learn some history instead of replying with “I don’t know, 1890-something? Yasss!” To all you millennial teens who are smart & notice the bullshit of your generation, I tip my hat to you sir or madam! Though I’m not that quick to judge everyone because every generation, every gender, every race, every species has it’s share of assholes. We mustn’t forget that, people. Sure our cultures & ethnicities & genders may be relative, but not everyone is a saint.
I’m going off format & I’m just going to go wherever instead of going through a structured article based format with headlines. The headline format, as much as I like making headlines & kinda try to write like a journalist again, I go way off topic. In times like this when someone bad who is acquitted or not indicted, I’m going to ring my ‘System is Broken’ alarm. Guess who else was indicted this week? The asshole cops who choked a man for ‘allegedly’ (I don’t know the specifics of whether he was or wasn’t) selling cigarettes! These weren’t meth cigarettes or deadly doobies (I’m pretty sure those exist), these were cigarettes & a guy was choked to death because of it. Cigarettes, let that sink in, cigarettes!! I did say ‘Allegedly’ so I’m not sure whether this was true or an idiotic ‘reason’ to choke a man out.
“I CAN’T BREATHE.” Eric Garner’s last words which will haunt his family & everyone with a conscience.
The thing I’m sickened is that there were four guys who dropped him down & it looked like two people choking him. He’s a big guy, but seriously, chokehold? Tasers!!!! People would also say that is inhuman, but being shocked or pepper sprayed is better than death!!! I’m not saying that the use of pepper spray or tasers on someone unarmed is justified, I’m saying that it’s better than killing. I’m also pretty sure dogs cannot die from electric tasers, yet these pussy cops decided to shoot them, as well as unarmed men.
You know for the many cop movies I’ve seen (& They’re typically the ‘BANG BANG BANG, Bad guy shot), I even know that cops use force when someone is hostile. Watch any episode of cops (From the 80’s & 90’s) & these guys would tackle a man who is fighting them! Eric Garner, Treyvon Martin, Michael Brown, & a lot more who aren’t being covered or noticed, these people weren’t using force or resisting arrest. Just today I saw yet another news story on a man who was shot just because of a seat belt violation & more keep on coming like a girl whose dad was shot in front of his daughter, this is pretty fucking obvious that asshole cops are having a fucked up cowboy power fantasy. Like I said about cop movies, I always heard that a cop doesn’t shoot if he’s not being shot at. This whole thing has gone insane, I bet these assholes are the kind that would watch ‘Die Hard’ & think “I’ma do dis at work!”
The thing I found awesome is the wife of Eric Garner, she rejected the apology of the officer who killed her husband. That’s justifiable, that poor woman has five children, do they really think an apology will fix the gaping wound that they created? The more shootings that happen, the less respect & trust the public will have for law enforcement & that isn’t a future that I want generations ahead to experience. Cops are good people, or were good people, but we still have cops that are doing their duty, yet they’re the ones that are either fired from their job or drowned in this whole third riech Nazi shit.
I am sick of cops abusing their powers. I know I’ve said this countless times before but I’m fucking sick of it!!! From now on I’ll be using my ‘System is Broken’ alarm when shit like this appears on my radar.
I just started seeing pictures being spread around of an undercover cop pointing a gun at protestors, what the bloody fucking hell!!!! It appears that the undercover cop has been triggering riots so the ‘Shock troopers’ can have a reason for arresting & smacking batons in pregnant bellies. Also, I came across a picture of SWAT members starting fires which I’ll reserve judgment because the facts aren’t there . I saw a video but it was a bullshit video mainly because it was an ‘Analysis’ despite the person who uploaded it didn’t play the video which makes it look very shady. FACT CHECKING: Making sure you don’t sound like a retard on the internet or outside your home.
I might be forgetting a few current affairs issues that have bugged me this week but I want to move on. This is going to be a rant (Hahah, when isn’t it a rant? Am I right?) against a group of people that I have come across with this week. So the last week, on a Friday, a crew of plumbers from a company called ‘Infinity Plumbing’ came to my home to replace the pipes. These guys asked for everyone to vacate the apartment from 8:00am to 4pm. Yeah, for an introvert like me that was a huge stretch. Then again I don’t think I qualify as an introvert, I love to go out but after a period of time I get sick of it & I want to go inside to play some Xbox. So what the fuck did I do? I went to a park, then went to another park because what the hell is someone supposed to occupy themselves for nine fucking hours? I really wanted to go to a thrift shop just to kill time & see what I can grab, but I was outnumbered by a vote. (I had the cash, I wanted to see whether I could find a source book for a ‘Dungeons & Dragons’ or any other RPG game.) So it was freaking boring & would have gone over better if I had a job or classes to go to. So after spending 9 hours trying to read while drunk crazy hobos talked louder than farts, we go home. The plumbers have left the building, but left holes in the walls with nothing but construction paper covering it. Way classy guys, as well as not cleaning up after themselves, there was debris on the floor. What the bloody fuck ‘Infinity Plumbing’, can you at least clean up? Then I find a fucking notice saying they will come back on a Monday with the hours 8am to 4pm. This time I was prepared to kill my boredom, I filled my satchel with my comic books, red gameboy, pen & paper (because I always come up with ideas when not thinking it.) & I brought along a puzzle that I got for two dollars at a 99cent store (Yeah, can you believe that?). So as a family spent a good chunk of time going to San Pedro & going to that park with that huge ass Korean bell & to that glass cathedral that looks like a Pagan church. Woo loo loo, pagans are evil. Haven‘t you seen ‘The Wicker Man‘, they‘ll make you play ‘Elder Scrolls‘ games & force you to listen to mediocre flute music. Woo loo loo! I‘m kidding everyone, mass respect to my pagan readers here. I spent 3 hours in the high upper class part of California. As a side note, I don’t get these neighborhoods & the people that live them. Can upper class rich people smell poverty or have some sensor that detects someone that doesn’t make 1K a week? Serious to Karma god here, every single person there was looking at me like something out of ‘They Live’. Or was it my fucking tan skin? Huh, darkie can’t be in San Pedro, but even the black people were looking at me that way. What the fuck, San Pedro is scary & home to a bunch of wannabe O.G Gangstaz. Here are some tips to all of you who are planning to go to California . Don’t go to Palos Verdes, unless you’re Robin Hood or want to get a D.W.B by gay bicycle cops (Calm down gay people, it‘s a joke). Compton isn’t the same as it was in the 90’s, oh no wait, yeah it still is to the last detail of the generic Oakland Raiders fan. Lomita C.A is full of churches, it gets creepy. And finally, Bellflower is full of beautiful people. I don’t know what’s in their the tap water that they’re using but everyone looks way too damn beautiful (And I know someone from Bellflower who looks like a Vogue model)!! Now, back to topic, after going to what looked like the set of ’Modern Family’ I went back to the ghetto & spent the rest of these hours at a park trying my hand at a puzzle with my older sister. After some hours this guy & lady come out of nowhere, sit in the table next to ours & start talking loud as fuck while she sets up her Dominoes. She was a crazie, I mean like a shopping cart hobo/ flinging poop crazy that yells to get attention. Before anyone starts saying that I have a bias against the homeless, let me explain here. I’m all for supporting the homeless & resolving the issue of homelessness, those guys didn’t choose to live that way (Except drunkards, drug addicts & asshole neighbors who deserve it). I’m not a rich yuppie here, but the kind of people I hate are these loud mouth assholes who decide to ruin some person’s game of chess or a puzzle & try to have you involved into their conversation that isn’t my business! That’s what hobo lady & hobo man did, they wanted me to talk about their encounters with their other hobo friends. I don’t know shit about their friends & I asked politely to keep their voices down. Yet they continued & it was time to leave that god awful park, Wilmington Park with that slave owner mansion (Oh don‘t defend it Wilmington, the mansion is painted white & it had a long backyard, there‘s no way in hell that the guy who owned the place didn‘t have slaves). If I stayed there any longer I would have gotten a handful of puzzle pieces & threw it at them. I’m sorry I sound like Patrick Bateman here, but I do not approve of loudmouth assholes ruining a person’s reading or game that requires silence & thinking! It’s like, Imagine if I ruined their dominoes game by jumping onto their table & kicked their dominoes, decided to tap dance. Knowing myself I am not a dancer, but you all understand what I mean. Ruining a thinking man’s book or game is not cool! You do not fuck with a thinking man’s game, doesn‘t matter if you‘re rich, poor, middle class or a hobo, you don‘t fuck with a thinking man‘s game!!! To refresh everyone’s minds, I don’t hate hobos, I just hate people who decide to fuck shit up by moving their tramps at loud volumes! Especially when reading a comic book & some idiot decides to say the sound effects out loud from each panel, like I really needed that. That happened to me at high school when I was reading the ‘AKIRA’ manga. So, it’s 4pm & the sun has set & what we find is the holes haven’t been filled. Why weren’t the holes filled in? Instead the plumbers replaced the shower head & the shower knobs which weren’t broken. Why fix what isn’t broken? I swear these plumbers work faster than eight hours. All I have to say is the people we got at ‘Infinity Plumbing’ are fucking twats who decided “Hey, eight hours will be enough for us to work two hours & use the rest to twiddle our thumbs in your home while you get bored out of your ass being in a park for 8 hours!!!” Also I was kind of worried that these guys would steal our stuff, you can’t be too sure. Steal my books & I will hunt all of you down! I also blame the landlord, that deflated John Tuturo looking fucker with his incoherent Marlon Brando voice, he can go & buy the land on his ass so he can fuck himself! I’d like to see him try to kill eight hours while he has no work or home to go to. What also bugged me out of this is the workers said to clear the space off my closet because they might tear down that wall on the closet. I told them that there are no water pipes on that wall, it’s just a wall with studs on it. According to scruffy home depot looking guys I don’t know shit about plumbing. If I had pipes that connected to the bathroom in my closet, I’d hear a rush of water every time someone flushed. So anyway I cleared all the heavy boxes out of the closet & used my bed as a place to store the clothing. I should have taken a picture, my room looked like a messed up storage unit. The day they began to blast holes in the walls, no holes were blasted on my closet which made my moving of boxes & clothing pointless. So yeah, Infinity Plumbing, go fuck yourselves!!! You ruined my week with your eight hour bullshit & your wall stupidity. I can go after them in a customer report, but I don’t know any of the guy’s names & how can you judge a whole company that might be full of competent plumbers with something eight guys did. This isn’t Comcast people. What is weird about this is now the holes were filled by two guys, though they aren’t from Infinity Plumbing. I don’t know who they are but two men filled the holes in the whole apartment. What the bloody frick fracking fuck? I BLESS THOSE GUYS FOR DOING SOMETHING EIGHT MEN TOOK THREE DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH! But this whole experience just taught me something, never bet on plumbers hired by a landlord, hire someone who’s competent & ghetto parks are messed up places.
I’m going to take the time here to tell you all what the deal is happening, I am in the middle of making the ‘Adventures in Pancakes Annual #2’ & I’m in a bit of a tizzy here. I don’t know if this will be in color. Coloring it will take a lot of time & I want it to focus on inking it. So that’s it for Psycho Pancake, he’ll be back & ready to take on the North Korean communists. I have a few ideas for comic strips, a few in which I’ll debut the coming year so watch out for that.
Earlier last year I’ve said I would continue doing ‘Welcome to the Dissidents’. If you’re coming here late in the game, Welcome To The Dissidents is an adventure series following three guys & their female leader in their mission to take out the corrupt government which is the American Government who owns every continent in the world, except for Canada. I’ve looked back at the first season & I’m not as proud of it as I should be. I can explain the reasoning for that, I wrote that without an outline. Unlike ‘He Came Tumbling After’, I wrote that in a very excited state & I wrote it as I went along. If you dug that first season, fine by me. I just want everyone to know that this coming year I will put my effort in this new season. This will be the season that can work as a jumping on point. The first season is nothing but an introduction to the characters, my favorite being ‘Psiko’. This season, shit is about to go down, I want to explore more of the dystopia that they’re in, I want to focus a little on Helena The Barbarian who is also known as ‘The Paradoxical Girl’ & everything the WCC is up to. So yes, this is official, I am planning to go on with a new season of ‘Welcome To The Dissidents’. If you know anyone who’s into resistance fighters or hell, if they like ‘The Hunger Games’ but thought it lacked a punk aesthetic, get them to read ‘Welcome To The Dissidents’. Even though it’s free to read here in this site, you’ll still feel you got a lot of bang for your buck.
So that’s the inside scoop with Blacktime & what you can expect. I hope I can get three times as more of the readership than I got this year (Then again I don’t know if Google Analytics is telling me the truth of the fare I get on the site) & I hope to get some comments. If you are reading this, comment! Do the whole ‘Firsties!’ thing, troll me, I don’t care, just comment. Did I ever tell you the first comment I got on the Blacktime Facebook page was from a troll who was angry at me because I made fun of ‘Sarah Jessica Parker’? Yup, I got trolled because I poked fun at a woman who looks like a horse & hasn’t done anything relevant since 2007. Beat that.
Before I leave, I want to mention film trailers that I watched recently.
Everyone who knows me knows that I’m a huge Mad Max guy, I loved ‘The Road Warrior’ when I saw it as a kid & the first Mad Max was beautiful in the way it was executed. I don’t care what anyone says, ‘Beyond Thunderdome’ was entertaining. The trailer for the new one coming titled ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’, there’s no chance that will be a tame PG-13 film, that is going to be extreme as hell & we will all comfort ourselves in the carnage. I saw that George Miller decided to have the car explosions be real cars exploding instead of relying on CGI. Though he did use CGI for the massive sand storms which I don’t think could be done in practical effects. Well it can be done but it might not look as good. Then again anything can be done in practical effects & look as good. It’s great to see real things explode because I’m sick of fake computer generated imagery on film, it lacks realism & it doesn’t amaze me. I wanna see real shit blow up!!
I already spoke on the stupid ‘Controversy’ behind the black storm trooper in the Star Wars VII trailer, but this time I’m going to talk about the whole teaser. It intrigued me, just like the teaser for both prequels for ‘Attack of the Clones’ & ‘Revenge of the Sith’, though all of us here know those prequels stank. I’m intrigued by the trailer for the upcoming Star Wars flick & I will be seeing it. I noticed that they’re going back to the original designs for the X-Wing jets, though that adds more to the confusion of the cosmetic changes. One thing I hope is that JJ Abrams keeps the classic style of the original trilogy & doesn’t modernize them for this ADHD generation. I watched ‘A New Hope’ recently & what astounded me was that the first 10 minutes with R2-D2 & C-3PO play like a silent film when they both take their separate ways on Tatooine. I liked that & I hope JJ does something of that caliber in the coming film. I also noticed the droid was a real practical droid on screen. YAY!!!!
And finally, we got one of the most intriguing trailers for a sad movie called ‘White God’. I’m against censorship & when it comes to film if you don’t like something that you don’t want to see in the theater, don’t watch it. I will not see this film, mainly because I hate to see sad movies & this film reminds me of this film a couple of friends have told me called ‘Plague Dogs’ (It was made by the same animation studio & people who made ‘Watership Down‘ so that pretty much explains what the film is about). The trailer explains that the film is about a girl who stays with his divorced father & she takes her lovable dog with her. At his home the divorced dad gets complaints about the dog to where he abandons the girl’s dog because why not, ALL MEN ARE EVIL! IF YOU WERE BORN WITH A PENIS, YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER! And so the trailer cuts to the girl finding her dog & her dog looking the girl & trying to survive in the streets while coming across other stray dogs. I cannot endure that shit, I will not watch that goddamn movie because I can already sense a fucked up death from a mile away. You know how foreign films are, WE KILL CUTE THINGS TO FUCK YOU UP! (Japan). Yup, I went there. The film is Hungarian & I’m sure the film won’t get a nationwide release because everyone is such a vanilla dumb nut here in America (We didn‘t even get a theatrical release for ‘The Zero Theorem‘). Still, I will not watch that sad as fuck film, it looks like a dog version of ‘Watership Down’. A film I’ve only seen screenshots of & that’s a pretty fucked up movie. Just to show everyone, I may sound like a violent & angry nut when spewing anger on politics, but at the end of the day I love cute animals!!! I might watch ‘John Wick’, that flick is about Keanu Reeves fucking people up who killed his dog. What a mindset, I won’t watch a sad dog film but I will watch Keanu Reeves killing people who killed his dog. I LIKE VIOLENCE TOWARDS HUMANS J Humanity fucked up the world, humanity’s gonna pay.
Annie, I’m not a fan so I don’t care but that has been getting a lot of hate from racists. I’m very sure those people who have their panties in a bunch were kids from the 30’s who were raised off of listening to Annie in the cars they were living in. I’m not against cosmetic changes to characters, only when they change the character to cash in on a demographic is when I get agitated. If you turn superman into an Asian, but still have his character be the do gooder boy scout, I won’t care as long as the stories are good because that’s all that maters to me. As for the Annie movie, I’m way above the demographic for the film & it’s a freaking remake. The first Annie was made in 1982 around there, then they remade it in the late 90’s & now again in 2014. Hollywood is creatively bankrupt.
And last but not least, ‘The Interview’ which looks way too politically correct, yet Sony has cancelled the film because they got hacked & they believe the North Koreans did it. Bitch, please! Them motherfuckers can’t afford paint for their buildings, what makes them think that they are able to hack a Multi-million dollar corporation. Also, the people who hacked them call themselves the GOP (Guardians Of Peace. Hah, Irony) have left a picture that looked like the ironic PC Photoshop art that I always see on Tumblr. Also, how the fuck do N.Koreans know what a GOP is. My guess it’s some mid west kids that took advantage of their underground tech & got away undetected using Kim Jeong & the film as a scapegoat. Sony & the theaters that refuse to show this film are a bunch of pussies, yet Sony is the same company that would backstab a creator just to rise on the corporate ladder. In the 80’s movies got away with poking fun at the Ruskies. In the 90’s we had ‘Hot Shots: Part Deux’ in which half the whole film pokes fun at Saddam Hussein, as well as ‘The Siege & True Lies‘ where middle easterners were the villains. I can’t count how many films in the 2000’s poked fun at Osama Bin Laden but I can sure count how many sketch comedy shows (SNL, Mad TV, etc) took advantage of that evil man. I do not know how good or bad the film is, I’m kinda irritated by Seth Rogen, James Franco isn’t that great but I will defend the 1st amendment & having a corporation remove a film after it being made is an infringement of free speech. So to Sony, you are all pussies!!!
I guess that is all for the Blogababble for the day.
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