..I’m kidding. This is Blogababble, I never poop on my audience & if I do ever get paid to write, I’ll follow the principle “Quality equals Quantity” because that’s how movies back then were made. Everyone remembers ‘Midnight Cowboy, Back to the Future, The Road Warrior, Out of Africa, Robocop & many others not because they were cashing in, but because they bought in & said “We’re going to tell our story & people in the future will still like it.” There’s a reason why the movies you like are considered ‘Timeless Classics’.
Anywho, I have not written a Blogababble entry in three weeks, how about that? I was busy writing for this anthology that you all have to check out (Shameless plug) called ‘The Monteclaire Project’. Remember ‘Kenny Stark Udar’? He’s in this anthology too along with moi & other talented writers & we’re mixing up what I call a ‘Story Stew’. So I’ve been busy with Monteclaire Project, writing (literally writing with pen & paper) a little mini-series I’m cooking up for the site (that’s a secret) & also I’ve been living in fear inside my room because of stuff I’m not going to get into so last week was a shit week for me. But why Jebus? 4th of July, you’re American. Mexican American to be exact, though I was born here in Harbor City California in a hospital near a duck pond. I don’t know what that makes me. I didn’t feel like waisting money on one time fireworks since the government has done nothing but bad things. Did you know that ‘CISPA’ is back again, now called CISA? What total bullshit is that!!!! This zombie of a law has to die now, we gotta shoot it’s brains, smash it with anything, set it on fire then T-bag it’s corpse. So, we’re going to have to defend ‘Net Neutrality’, the beautiful maiden that (or beautiful male if you perfer, or whatever!) & just like before, Net Neutrality dies, internet dies, simple as that.
Since I had such a shitty week last week, I’m going to do something different, get some things off my back that’s been bugging me. This is why I call this entry the ‘Bitching & Screaming’ entry. It’s basically ‘Nooze we can Ooze’ but I’m also going to tackle stuff I saw on TV or rants I want to get off my chest. So if you hate bitching & ranting, leave now. If you like hearing my angry vitriol like that of a 1980’s shock jock, then you’re in for a treat.
BITCHING & SCREAMING
ILLEEGALZ GOWE HOUM: So I turn on the TV & what do I see, a bunch of tea party people blocking the path of three busses holding signs. I see the newspapers, same shit. I boot up the computer & check my Email, top headline, ‘People halt busses transporting illegals.’ When I see the news footage of these angry tea-partiers, I remind myself of the news footage of these people ganged up in front of a high school with posters saying ‘Negro get out’ as three black student enter the school. Are we just repeating history at this moment, but it’s not in sequential order? So these illegal immigrants are being dropped off from Texas (The Fuck you state) to Arizona (The state that smells funny.) to improve more on the living conditions of both the adults & the children detained by Immigration. Might I also add that half of the people detained by Immigration aren’t Mexican, they came all the way from ‘Honduras’. How the fuck did they make it to the U.S is all but a mystery to me. While there were people protesting against the transportation, there were also supporters, saying that these people have no where else to go & also there were volunteers that gave the illegals toys, clothes, food, water & many important things. I have no side in this Immigration ordeal, but all they’re doing is transporting a batch of illegals from a ‘PRISION’ in Texas to another PRISION in Arizona, nothing serious, yet we got loud assholes saying “It’s unconstitutional!!!” & many many clichéd anti-immigrant phrases. It’s not like they’re being granted the power to kill everyone or run the country. I swear, we would not have this bullshit if Pangea (THAT COLD HEARTED BITCH) didn’t break up, but nooo, it had to break up & create useless borders, & Genocide. Then again, without Pangea breaking up, we’d be living in a shittier version of ‘Game of Thrones’, without the dragons or the beautiful white haired dragon women. I’m not going to change the subject, but first image/ scene when I decided to watch Game of Thrones was Jason Momoa having butt sex with Amanda Bynes, I know the whole series there. Butt Sex!!!
So this whole immigration ordeal feels like something I saw in a very scary Science Fiction film. This is freakishly disturbing. Also, these people weren’t some cartel, drug smugglers, they were kids, moms, dads, Families! How the hell can the republicans & democrats be all about ‘Family Values’ & connecting with each other when we’re treating another countries’ families like shit? Think about that. But to talk of the other side, Mexico is full of poverty & the divide between rich & poor is very stark. I blame the media down south for still depicting America as this Still booming utopia, but it’s the very oppisite, though there are people in other countries who would rather be in our position than the position they’re in now.
I’m going to go on a little rant here, Why is it that America is so arrogant in adapting things that can better it’s citizens? Whether it be improving the way organizations handle things or even how we as small communities interact. When it comes to censorship, America is down in last place. We still censor the natural naked body, something most of us look at every single day when we dress, undress & shower at (Maybe more than that) but the point is that we’re getting uppity about a boob or a testicle while there’s some messed up stuff other people are getting away with. I’ve been hearing a lot about politicians who use the ‘Rape is god’s will” bullshit that I am sick of hearing. This actually makes my gut wrench because as we all know there are people out there that think “Do all straight men think that way?” These assholes are ruining the reputation of the kind male race just cause some misogynist in power thinks he can get away with cruel acts if he mentions the bible. So, back to the topic, everyone’s priorities are all out of whack. While the average wage slave toils his life away, we at the same time have this unrealistic expectation of riches & popularity. One thing we should adapt is that French way of relaxation where the whole country of France takes a one hour break every day to eat lunch & visit families. I think Britain does the same thing, calling it ‘Tea Time’, then I may be wrong on that. So am I right or am I wrong? Plus, do the British still hate the French, or is that yesterday’s news?
Since other cultures have adapted our western way of doing, why don’t we? Seriously, we can’t let arrogance get in the way from making our society better. I’m not saying to push communism or do that horrible shit Brazil is doing to that nation's poor, I just want America to better itself because these are some dark times here in the U.S.
Look at me, I sound like a Science Fiction cook, but this is all reality. Also, I gotta give a shoutout to Canada, HAPPY LATE CANADA DAY!!! America should also be like Canada, their health care system is better, when it came to gun issues & violence, they didn’t blame creativity but created stricter gun laws, & their prime minister looks like a cool party monster. Why do people hate Canada? Well my view is that the people who hate Canada & the rest of the world are like that dumb kid who hates the smart kid just for having a better wealth of knowledge than the dumb kid. That’s how I see that. Canada gave us Jim Carrey, They gave us SKINNY PUPPY & Frontline Assembly.
I just screamed, I screamed when writing this rant & now I’m going to bitch again with something that just angered me this week. Do any of you ever watch that show ‘20/20’ when they aren’t doing their trite ‘Murder Mysteries’ sort of crap? (If you haven’t seen the mystery shows, SPOILER ALERT: Cute white middle class people get murdered) If you do, you’ll see that sometimes they’ll cover some interesting stuff like a planned bridge shutdown involving a local biker group, interesting stories on people who do good or do bad. Then you get the unbiased, shit stories that are just soooo preachy & one sided, which leads to this topic. 20/20 investigated counterfeit items that are being sold in the streets of New York, the two biggies being Viagra pills & high end makeup from some brand named M.A.C. If some person sells Viagra from a car, chances are he stole a shipment & he’s trying to get rid of it, or he’s actually selling ecstasy or some messed up drug that’s not even worth the taste. Okay, in the first place why would anyone buy Viagra from some greasy dude driving in a pedophile van. Second, I’m not defending the drug sellers who think they’re getting away with selling their product. Though I am all for the legalization of Cannabis. So pill drugs BAD, leaf drugs GOOD.
Then these ‘investigators’ decide to take on the reproduction of bootlegged makeup, this is where I have an issue. They show these boxes of fake makeup products, but they look exactly like the real products with the seal logo & everything. How do we know that these ‘investigators’ aren’t using the real makeup boxes & telling the cameras it’s a bootleg? So they test bootlegged makeup for poison & so they come up with a list of chemicals that are in this fake makeup. How do we know if the real makeup boxes contain the same chemicals? These people at 20/20 are being shady as fuck, trying to protect the people who own M.A.C industries, but then that’s just a theory. I may be wrong, still doesn’t excuse them from bad reporting. So like the assholes they are, these reporters buy fake cosmetics from this family owned business in downtown New York, then later on go back to the store to ‘Confront’ the woman at the counter. Obviously this woman just works there & has no say on the stuff she sells in the store, she just works there. It was sickening, the undercover woman who bought the makeup & this yuppie looking reporter gang up on this woman who was only responsible for working the cash register. People need to understand that the onwers of small businesses are nothing but entrepreneurs who spend money to make money. So instead of messing with the worker, like a gang of street thugs, they should have done this to the manager. At the end of the day, no one should be buying fake pills or fake makeup, because that stuff will really kill you. Don’t listen to the unbiased journalists, listen to your instincts because your instincts way are smarter than journalists. Journalists are roaches, I should know I was one senior year. Do your research, don’t fall for fake things along with fake people.
This has came to my attention, Japan outlaws child porn. The thing that shocked me is, NOW? That country had plenty of time to ban child porn & this is 2014 (or as I like to say 20XX). In 2014, Japan has outlawed child pornography. So all this time Child porn was legal before? Seriously, this shocked me to the very core. I’m not pro child porn, but man, they decided now that child porn was illegal? Thank goodness, that stuff is trash. When it comes to porn or nude art, it should involve anyone who can give consent like older women. Just wow, way late on the game Japan, way late. Before anyone begins to twist my words, Japan is not full of pedophiles, it is not. There are plenty of people that like others of the same age (or older or younger, but not too young) so do not judge a majority of something a very thin minority likes. I’m making a shoutout now, if any other countries still have legalized child porn, make a decision already, make it illegal, don’t be like Japan.
I think I have said stuff that needed to be said, stuff everyone needed to hear; it feels oh so good. To all of you who endured this I thank you, I’ll try to look for some happy (at least not so angry or depressing) topics or material to talk about in this blog. I’ve had a crappy day, I feel like Eddie Murphy in ‘Another 24 Hrs’, except I don’t have a career & it’s not ruined by movies like ‘Norbit’. …………….New Safe & Clean Eddie Murphy sucks. I watched both his specials ‘Delirious’ & ‘Raw’ & I still to this day laugh at the jokes he makes. He makes fun of everyone & in my view that’s how stand up comedy should work. Stand up should be that edgy all out war where everyone has fun & no one bitches about being offended. I hate Norbit, yet that’s the film almost everyone says to watch. Yes, I want to see a now unfunny man who used to be funny dress up as a fat woman, HAR HAR HAR !!! FATTIES!!!!
Although I hate Norbit, I admit I did like The Nutty Professor remake, especially when Dave Chappelle gets his ass handed by Skinny Eddie. Some good stuff.
So anyways, thank you for dealing with my bullshit, hopefully next week’s blog entry won’t be so angry or depressing, but that’s up to the world. If the world continues to piss me off, I’m going to bitch about the world because the world has to stop doing stupid things. Though I will try my best to bring some good news to the table as well as the bad. I don’t want to depress my very small readership, JUST LIKE FACEBOOK. Yup, facebook wants to depress you by using voodoo. Blacktime doesn’t, we just want to make people aware of things, and entertain. I don’t know who’s reading, or where because Google Analytics & the Weebly stats page are complete junk. Whoever reads this, thank you, you must have a lot of time on your hands & I’m grateful you’re wasting your time reading the blog written by a insane person. I have a bad feeling I lost a lot of friends who I knew in high school because I’ve been going hellishly crazy on social networking. Just today I made a status update of a dream I had where this Brazillain woman came into my room & I had to hide her under my bed because some people were looking for her. All I did before I went to sleep was write & watch some of that KBS (Korean Broadcasting System) programming that I get at night. I don’t know why I like watching Korean shows, I just do. I don’t like dramas or any of that medieval Korean stuff, but if it has some comedy I won’t mind watching. As for everyone who calls guys ‘GAY’ for watching Korean soaps, Are you an expert? Are you such an expert that you can spot a homosexual from far away? & how does watching a show make someone gay, are you a veteran?
Which also reminds me, I’m sure all of you ‘Internet Dwellers’ saw that Burger King has come out with a wrapper that’s rainbow colored & renamed ‘The Proud Whopper’. It’s neat, it’s a different wrapper, but it’s the same burger. I’m going to offend ‘Burger King fucktards’ here, I’m all for gay rights here, but their burgers are still shit. Really, I used to have Burger King as a kid & thought these were better than McDonalds, but now all fast food is junk & deadly. Burger King doesn’t sell burgers, they sell ‘Mayonnaise Sandwiches’. If you’ve never tried Burger King’s burgers, just get yourself a jar of mayonaise, & a jar of Miracle Whip, mix the two, leave it in the sun & you’re practically eating a Whopper.
So to recap before anyone takes my words out of context, I hope gay marriage is legal everywhere, but Burger King burgers are shit.
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About Tumblr, I will say that as of now we have reached 101 followers!!! WOO HOO!!! Crank out the Vaporwave music & pour me some of that glitch art wine, WE HIT 101 FOLLOWERS!!!!! WOO HOO!!!
As for facebook we have 49 followers & SCREW TWITTER, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY WE MADE ONE! Oh yeah, to look at Hideo Kojima’s tweets, I love that guy, he doesn’t care who he confuses, he does whatever the fuck he wants.
As for Tumblr, I will warn you that one second I’ll reblog a pokemon gif or a picture of Mr.T being awesome, then the next second I’ll reblog a picture of weird glitch art or horror art or some cute anime girl, because all us weird men wish they were real. Yeah, you’ll never know what we’ll reblog, sometimes we reblog informative posts concerning stuff I find interesting or something harsh happening in the world. So yeah, Tumblr is our tool for corrupting people. Join us in corrupting the youth of today.
So based on the people from other countries that visit my site I will say to all of you who read my blog:
I beg you good day
& finally 再见 or should I say 再見
Goodbye to everyone, I’ll come back next week with something a bit tame. I will relax this week.
I like watching people get shot in movies, sue me for that.
This song is our ending song for the night,YOU WILL LISTEN TO IT & YOU WILL DEAL WITH IT!!