Anyways, last we jerked around & I talked about my favorite ‘Arthur’ episodes since there wasn’t any hardcore news that needed my opinion, or I just wasn’t feeling it. Now, his week was full of crap that needs the old ‘kinda, sorta funny but really true’ opinion. Just to let anyone know, please do not use the ‘News We Can Ooze’ segment of the blog as a real news source, I am but a commentator on this stuff. I just had to let that be known before I get emails calling us ‘The retarded step cousin of Fox News’ thinking we’re here as a credible news source. I’m just here to provide some headlines, a little exposition & my opinion.
NOOZE WE CAN OOZE
Angry Lesbian look-alike shoots girls for rejecting him:
I’m pretty sure half of you know where I’m going with this, based on the headline I made up. So last Saturday some lesbian looking guy here in California decided he was going to get back at the girls who rejected him. Eliot Rogers decided to take his rage out with two Sig Sauers & a Glock& then killed himself (Like a pussy). From the ‘RT’ website article, says that Eliot shot some rounds from his car & later on foot. You know, this has been happening a lot in America, not too long ago there was the ‘Sandy Hook’ incident & many other shootings that may have not had high body counts, but could have; I swear these fucking mental white boys should try doing that in the Hood/Ghetto. Yeah, there are a lot of OG thugs just itching for that chance to use their own AK-47s. I’m not being racist here, these shootings are always from white boys who somehow have an arsenal of weapons (Enough to create a private army) & idiot parents who act like victims while we all know well that they are the contributing reason to why his son is sick in the mind. In Eliot’s case, his dad is Assistant Director in ‘The Hunger Games’ so this kid could afford a shrink & the best healthcare than the rest of the nation. Before anyone starts saying “Maybe that violent film caused him to shoot all those kids.”, Let me say maybe the film isn’t the reason he committed violent acts, rather the film caused him to commit violent acts.
The glorified violence in The Hunger Games didn’t trigger him to kill, but the poor quality did. Maybe h watched the first movie, thinking it was going to be a hoot, then saw that it was complete crap & decided to kill. Easy explanation. Of course I am not making fun of this truly awful incident, my condolences to the parents who lost their loved ones in the massacre. & Eliot, have fun sucking the devil’s sharp cock you asshole!!!
Primary Elections, who‘s the idiot in the ballot?:
June 3rd is the turd day where all Californian voters vote for who should be running for Governor, District Attorney, etc. You can either go to your local specified voting place or if you’re like me (Imprisoned from the outside world by family members) then you can vote by mail, it’s simple, convenient & they mail you your ballot. I’m not going to spend time telling all of you voters to vote so here’s a little background on the candidates.
Rakesh Kumar Christian: He’s a newbie & a small business owner. Not really much of a political background.
Glenn Champ: Do not, I repeat, do not vote for this guy!! If you Google his name, you’ll see that he’s a registered sex offender, was charged with voluntary manslaughter & picking up underage prostitutes. He says he’s ‘Found God’ and parades his campaign press holding a bible. Yeah, I know that’s a bunch of bullshit. I hope he doesn’t get any votes. I’m not making a rumor, nor is this a rumor; there are plenty of headlines & articles speaking of Glenn Champ’s dirty ass past. No dirty man for this dirty state!
Jeo Leicht: Same as ‘Rakesh’, he doesn’t have any political experience, but he operates a Golf course.
Cindy L. Sheenan: Author & Non for Profit Director, Nominated for Nobel Piece Prize in 2005, Published Seven Books. Oh I hope she gets many votes.
Luis J. Rodriguez: Author, poet, Journalist & critic. Since I’m an aspiring writer, I feel like I want to vote for him, but the political side of me wants ‘Cindy’.
Jerry Brown: Don’t bother with that bald, Larry from ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ looking hypocrite, he’s a cutting- sexual. He loves to cut budgets, cut salaries, cut employers, cut the foreskins off children. That man is so in love with cutting that his wife is a sheet of paper & her children are emo kids. That & his laser train thing is failing, the train he promised would be built by 2013 & create jobs for the city. Where are the jobs Jerry? Where’s that laser train Jerry? All I saw from his political run was cuts, cuts & more cunts & cuts.
As for the rest of the candidates, if they have television commercials attacking other candidates or massaging their egos, don’t vote for them. As for the people who don’t air adverts, check the internet or other factual sources to see if they aren’t Sith Lords or child rapists. I hope this election turns out well.
So Long Fatty Fatty Boom-ba-laddy:
On May 26th, the world’s fattest man ‘Manuel Uribe had passed away from unknown causes which is what the health department in ‘Nuevo Leon’ stated, but they also believe his passing is related to his abnormal heart rate. I’m sorry, but I’m pretty sure he died because he was obese, so there’s nothing ‘Unknown’ about this, Obesity kills, but fat doesn’t J. But in all seriousness, a man/ husband just died & he was losing the weight…….then gained it back for some reason. This is a really pointless article, was he an icon or something? He’s a Guinness Record Holder for world’s fattest man, you’d think ‘America’ would have been honored with that title. Come on, we have that ‘Double Down’ entrée at ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ (Fast Food Restaurant) that is basically a heart attack with every bite. Anyways.. Is there a record for world’s biggest lips? I think I’m going to check that out.
(One online search later)
I got side-tracked, started watching 1980’s commercials from France.
Another California headline here, this isn’t really news but more like ‘10,000 people going nuts over a man hiding money all over San Francisco.’ An anonymous millionaire is running around, hiding money in public places & tweeting about it. I’m all for giving to the less fortunate & having fun, but (I’m not going to judge the majority for something that a minority would do) but I’m for sure there are people in this scavenger hunt who earn 12k a month in are involved in this scavenger hunt looking for the money, or even greedy people who are out there hunting for the cash before ‘poor poop Mc.Gee’ gets hold of it and uses the money for beer. If I had a million dollars, I would hide cash all around the city & watch the town go crazy & burn (Just like that movie It‘s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World), but most of it I would personally give to hobos that won’t use it for drugs & beer, or at least donate it to an ‘At Risk Youth Group’ that really need it.
Donate it to LAUSD? Why don’t I just blend the cash with water on a blender, drink it then piss it away.
L.A.U.S.D is D.U.M.B.
So, to all of you who are at risk of loosing your home & looking for that hidden money, I hope you find it. If you’re a rich bitch finding that cash, go back to your condo & quit you greedy asshole.
We’re also doing a ‘Hidden Money’ hunt of our own. I’m kidding, it’s just silly & funny status updates using the #HiddenMoney as a hash tag.
We just say stuff dumb or just nasty like “We’ve hidden money inside your ass. #HiddenMoney.”
Check that out & more updates at: https://www.facebook.com/BlackTimeEPress
I don’t know if I’ve ever done ‘Entertainment News’ before, I’m pretty sure I did. Anywho, here’s…
ENTERTAINMENT NOOZE WE DON’T OOZE:
Litton Hates Kids:
Sources from ‘Toonzone.net’ broke the news that ‘Vortex’ (a cartoon program block for the CW Network) will end this fall & be replaced with a new program block targeted to kids & teens called ‘One Magnificent Morning’ which is backed by a company known as ‘Litton Entertainment’. That’s the reason why ‘ABC Kids’ died & that horrendous ‘Cookie Jar TV’ died. I don’t know if I talked about ‘Kids WB’ on this blog, but ‘Vortex’ is what I call KidsWB’s life support machine.
What is One Magnificent Morning? I’ll let the article from Toonzone explain it.
(Cut & PASTE!)
“The block will contain inspirational and entertaining live-action programming that focuses on family-friendly topics; based on the shows scheduled to air, the block is being produced by Litton Entertainment. Throughout its two-year run, Nielsen ratings indicate that Vortexx has had trouble establishing an audience against heavy competition from cable.”
I’ll say what I said in my status when I shared this link on Facebook, I’m all for teaching the future of tomorrow, education is key. Though, this doesn’t affect rich kids or middle class kids with cable bundles full of 24hr cartoon channels, this does affect poor kids. I have nothing to do Saturday morning so I watch Vortex because come on, Justice League Unlimited & I don‘t have Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon anymore, that’s why; but these other channels are huge wastelands of blah. PBS (Public Broadcasting) doesn’t show kids programming anymore, it’s all shows for senior citizens. Network Television hates kids, that’s my conclusion, it‘s full of paid programming & shows for senior citizens talking about health.
Litton is that type of programming block that bores kids, it did bore me seeing that one show with that chef whatshisname.
Of course the kids of today won’t care because they have the internet, Xbox & I-pad devices instead of going outside & using their imagination. I feel like I’m the only sad one in this case because the death of Vortex is the death of Saturday Morning Cartoons, something I was raised off if & also began in the 50’s when televisions became an appliance rather than something for leisure.
Litton Entertainment programs don’t do a good job having fun, they’re the epitome of anti-fun, like that house on Halloween who gives out raisins to kids, or that old man who turns off the video games to tell you a story about a bridge. Litton is the stuff intellectual snobs & PC Parents show their kids instead of showing them an episode of ‘DragonBall Z’.
My final opinion is I hope a channel comes around & gives kids that sense of they’re going to have fun & that fun will last forever & is on Network Television.
I’m done for today, this has been a heavily opinionated entry of Blogababble, but please tell me if you enjoy this or my short stories or the submissions I get.
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I still have no clue what I’ll be doing for this site later on, I do have some comic strips I’m going to post later. I recently posted a comic strip called ‘What To Really Say To Your Professors’ in which I remade an article from a college magazine I’ve acquired, Check that out.
Good night, have a good week & befriend a weirdo.